#and constipated

[ifboywasagun]

People be saying Levi has no emotions, but what if he’s actually trying to give you the nastiest, meanest, cuntiest bitch stare you could ever experience?

Or

he’s just trying to shit but the shit just won’t come out…

[celuere]

Can I offer you a sticker in these trying times

[baapi-makwa]

grr, so my cousin gave our other cousin some bud to give to me because he was gonna be driving right by my place but that asshat smoked it instead, was looking forward to that, been miserable, ibuprofen fucking up my tummy, sleeping shitty, coulda made it last for weeks, doing onies, but they’re all oh i only got two blunts out of it, was barely anything, maybe to you asshat, but to me it was gonna be relief 

[dradapaige]

i’m so bloated help

[endlessmind]

this country hates students, actually

[gremrat]

Save me little step stool I put my feet on so I can poop better. Little step stool save me.

[penguinsare-gay]

Me: ahhh I'm having such a good week!

My immune system:

My period:

My constipation:

all three: evil laughter

[jetvi]

Do YOU have snapchat???

Add me there hahahaha,  * jetjung *