here are some matsuhanaiwa hcs. i made these weeks ago and i forgot all about them
makki and mattsun trying to get iwa in on their pranks. he’s hesitant at first bc most of them used to be on him. he gets in on them after a while and it gets 28 times more fun
they’ve formed the oikawa tooru taunt team
cuddle piles everywhere
even when they’re out drinking with oikawa they’ll all be sleepy and drunk, cuddled up in a booth somewhere in the bar
mattsun being a loud snorer in bed and scaring the hell out of his bfs. they pick him up while he’s asleep and dump him on the couch
when one of them is sick, one will stay in bed with them all day (and not giving a shit about getting sick too) while the other goes to work/classes. they worry the entire time and don’t come home without medicine and food for the sick one to take and eat
there are never any leftovers in the fridge. mattsun is like their garbage can, eating whatever makki and iwa don’t like
but it’s not good when iwa’s agedashi tofu is gone though
and don’t get makki started on his precious cream puffs that go missing overnight
they think about getting a lock for the fridge
mattsun accompanies his bfs to the gym. he works out with them, but most of the time he’s found making bets with their teammates/total strangers about how much longer makki can run before he pukes, or how much iwa can lift until he drops the bar on himself
mattsun won the first bet, almost won the second one, then he was forced by iwa and makki to run laps and do as many pushups as he can. he couldn’t move the next day, not even when iwa and makki decided to treat themselves to lunch with mattsun’s winnings
makki and mattsun constantly make suggestive comments when iwa changes his clothes in the locker room. iwa is a blushing mess when he tells them to piss off
when mattsun started working from home, he falls asleep at his desk a lot. iwa brings him snacks as a pick me up if he wakes up. makki brings out blankets to cover him with if he doesn’t wake up again for the rest of the night
when lunch break finally comes mattsun is the first one in line to get as much food as he can. he rushes to the rooftop and ignores the comments other students make about him being greedy. he actually did it for makki and iwa when they had no money to buy lunch or couldn’t make any for school in time
mop sword fights take place in the gym after practice. makki accidentally jabbed iwa in the side once and thought he was going to die. until iwa also pulls out a mop and ‘sword fights’ with makki
mattsun pretends to be the damsel in distress and yelling for ‘someone to save him’. iwa and makki both call him a loser (bc mattsun’s deep voice goes awfully high-pitched when he yells and it’s terrible, but they laugh anyway)
they all got screamed at by mizoguchi after someone tore a hole in the net
when they fight it’s usually over something silly like mario kart and chores (but yes, they have actual fights too)
when iwa asks them to do spiking and blocking practice with them, they feel blessed bc they get to see all of those muscles do lots of work. they loudly comment about them too
iwa will never admit it out loud but he gets flustered when he watches mattsun and makki practice as well
their pictures are the worst omg they’re either of makki’s and mattsun’s faces ft the top of Iwa’s head, or Iwa’s face with his bfs’ chests
cue oikawa screaming bc he can’t get a damn good photo of these three knuckleheads
their bed is too small; makki and mattsun’s feet are always hanging off while iwa is curled/squished between them. but it’s okay bc it’s actually really cozy and he feels safe
when they go to amusement parks makki always points at the height board and whispers to iwa “sorry babe, looks like you're not tall enough to ride the rollercoaster” “I’m 5cm shorter than you, moron” “damn shame”
they all work together to get oikawa on dates. sure most of the guys they tell him about aren’t that great, but oikawa really appreciates how much his best friends want to see him be happy
