#and laptop

[rocknrollflames]

You had to sneak into my room Just to read my diary

It was just to see, just to see All the things you knew I'd written about you

Oh, so many illustrations

Oh, but I'm so very sickened Oh, I am so sickened now

Still, it was a good lay, good lay ...

[speedyshark95]

sorry this still has me in a chokehold

[rockstar-vamp]

Oh you know me just casually finding a medici bag at the thrift for $9

[neiptune]

so i just have to know... is oliver a snug fit? does he have to prep you before he enters or do you get so wet he just slides in?

[earlysunshines]

this iphone 13 too small for my damn hands i’m tryna type while comfy in bed but no my fucking skin keeps making contact with the emoji button and i’m gonna fight someone

[pitiful-anonymous-vampire]

oh look it’s more pictures 😅

[tirsynni]

Okay! So I promised myself that if I finished Sands of Time by the end of 2019, I would reward myself with Skyward Sword. Good plan, right? Right!

...it was a messier path than hoped.

My phone died at the beginning of the year. That stalled off many, many things, including the obtainment of SS. Fine! Whatever! I would just buy it when I could!

Valentine’s Day was coming up. Plan! For V-Day, I’d buy the game for myself, some wine, and some chocolates. Excellent!

...so I discovered that you needed an actual remote to play the game and the usual Wii controller wouldn’t work. Fine. Okay. I’d order it, it would come in by Sunday, and I would go with my alternate plan of restarting BotW for an epic fic I planned on writing. Cool. I had this.

...all right. So. Turned out the remote wasn’t enough. I didn’t have a sensor bar. Okay. To Google! Okay, fucking candles would work. Cool beans!

... ... ...

I needed a motion plus thing for the remote.

... ... ...

Okay. Okay then. Fine. Might as well buy the motion plus and sensor bar together to prevent a certain kitty from lighting his bushy, bushy tail on fire. Okay. Another wait but whatever. I have fic to write, anyway.

Everything is in! Earlier than expected! Victory is mine!

And thus I discovered that swinging the remote is an invitation for battle for my eldest cat, and my youngest cat loved the figures on the screen and wanted to play with them. Everything about the wii remote is an invitation. Everything.

I now have some scratches, one really pissed cat, some things which went flying because I’m enthusiastic enough without needing to actively swing things around, and said pissed off cat is glaring at me right now because I was standing up to play the game instead of sitting so she could be on my lap. However. I discovered not just stuff for Zelda fics, but something very, very, very important:

SS!Link is absolutely a himbo.

Thank you.