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[astr0lites]

oughhh my cutie pie my lil condensed milk my eeby deeby my lazy conductor,,,,

[shallowseeker]

TFW + TV

All this "Sam + class" shit is why Dean, Cas, and Jack sometimes forgo watching TV with him. That's the most important part of my Ted Talk, actually.

Dean watches the Kardashians! (And Cas does, too. A man can't survive on caviar alone. Cas watched Jenny Jones. He's a trash TV junkie!):

CASTIEL: I can hear three. Wait, maybe -- maybe four. They're talking about whether Kylie Jenner would make a good mother. The consensus is no. DEAN: Yeah, well, that's why I'm a Khloe man.

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Sam thinks Dean isn't cool enough to watch The Walking Dead. (Nightmare Logic ep) Cas has seen it, though, (per the Tombstone script) so that means Dean has probably seen it. Point is, Sam doesn't think it'd be up Dean's alley.

SAM: Uh, Maggie was working a lead. Kids online said they were studying when -- and I quote -- "a walker tried to end them." It's a zombie -- a "Walking Dead" thing. DEAN (patiently, slightly annoyed): I know what a walker is, Sam.

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Cas watches trash TV and Riverdale, but he doesn't want Sam's judgy shit about it (Peace of Mind script):

CAS: It's like we stepped into an episode of [Riverdale]. SAM (judgy): You watch-- CAS (defensive): Jack does. I would never-- I mean, it's not so bad. Sometimes, a baby floats.

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Jack's seen Lost Boys "like 36 times." Ergo, Jack's movie nights are primarily about spending time with Dean. Jack is a delightful captive audience, and he's not judgy about it. (Even Cas is a little judgy about the cowboy ones, lol.)

MAX: Do you ever, like, hang out? JACK: Well, we have movie nights on Tuesdays. Dean usually picks. I've seen "Lost Boys" like 36 times.

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[valiantcookiepaper]

BRO... I am laughing my ass off right now!

[nny11writes]

Y’all need to stop mentioning food in fics. I easily get hungry and then I crave whatever they’re eating and NO I DID NOT JUST ORDER A BUNCH OF GUMMY BEARS, FRUIT SNACKS, GUSHERS, AND BAGEL BITES HA HA HA That would be wild!

[soggypotatoes]

why does my cat like the smell of bleach??? I spilled bleach on my hand a while ago and he started licking it???? I didn't let him obviously but wtf. he also loves vegemite straight from the jar

[ecstasemen]

i need to do things to rosque that would get me kicked out of heaven

dont worry rosque does some crazy things and she's still in heaven.

[buffyann23]

Supernatural 07x10 “Death’s Door”

This scene was both funny and sad. The writers are damn good at that.