#and orihime

[echoiiing]

bleachposting again yeah whatever ok

the more i think about the timeskip the more i hate it. at first when i first saw it i was like aww thats cute theyre happy but every time im reminded of it im jusy filled with a sense of… why, though?

ichigo’s role in the timeskip is the only one that makes sense to me. yeah, of course he carried on the family business. he’s always been family-oriented, always loved his dad even though his dad is weird, and he’s always been all about helping people. of course he’d continue running the clinic. HOWEVER. that is where my compliments end.

orihime being a stay at home mom is so frustrating. i understand that objectively its cathartic to her character to be able to rely on someone else after she’s had to rely on no one but herself almost her whole life, but… all we know about future orihime is that she’s a mom. she’s a mom and she’s married to ichigo. just a woman who loves her son and her husband and relies on the men in her life. yeah. maybe it works in a vacuum but i dont think it works in practice.

and why is chad a boxer? he was canonically uninterested in sports pretty much the entire time we knew him, and he hated violence for the sake of violence (as in, violence without the need to protect someone). becoming a boxer seems like the complete antithesis to what his character was in the series, and i understand that people can change in ten years, but when you’re writing a story you need to set up this change or else it will feel random.

not to mention even though his friends continue to support him, theyre obviously not as close with him anymore due to his newfound fame. and i think thats stupid. chad in the rest of the series would’ve never wanted to become a boxer, especially not a famous one, and especially not a famous one who never gets to see his friends because of his job.

oh, and don’t even get me STARTED on uryu. is him becoming a doctor supposed to be POSITIVE character development? him going into the profession that he was forced into his whole life by his borderline abusive father? the profession that left him with severe trauma? instead of following one of his actual hobbies? so much of his original arc seemed to be about following your passions instead of being what other people want you to be, and… what happened to that?

not to mention hes also suffering from the disconnect from the rest of the group. he has to take a break from work to watch a video on his phone on the roof to feel connected to his friends because his work doesn’t allow him to actually connect with them. it’s implied this is a frequent occurrence.

and you’re telling me he just forgave ryuken after everything? because ryuken had a “reason” to act the way he did? because he helped him save the world? as if that makes up for years of neglect and abuse he faced… oh, and the time ryuken told him to his face that he doesnt care if he lives or tried to isolate him from all his friends, or the multiple times hes just straight up tried to kill him. he literally referred to ryuken by his FIRST NAME… like, come on. this boy was on terrible terms with his father and kubo expects me to believe he decided to go to medical school to become like that guy anyway? hell no.

there’s also something to be said about the fact that rukia and renji having a kid is stupid why would they do that it doesnt actually make sense narrative wise and seems to only be part of the story so they can imply renruki’s daughter and ichihime’s son are going to mirror rukia and ichigo or something.

once again i KNOW people can change in 10 years. obviously. but its not a satisfying ending if you dont actually set up why those changes happen. bleach’s future may be a happy ending in theory but its bad writing in practice. Ok ill shut up now

[onodera-kosaki]

I finally got around to watching the last arc of Bleach... only took me 5 years 8)

[glitterphuck]

mfw ir's say that ichigo is too good for orihime (who is a loving faithful woman & devoted mother to ICHIGOS CHILD) but then go and disrespect his character & morals by portraying him cheating on her w/ rukia as his side piece and they're ok with treating the characters they love so much like actual trash bc that's what cheaters are

[bevorzug-t]

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[just-akon]

Cheesy Sci-Fi Film AU

So on a well-established human colony on Mars, people start disappearing. Turns out the problem is interterestrials from the core. Inexplicably they look very similar to humans since they have a mouth, a nose, and two eyes, although the placement is a little off and they’re globular. They are cute cute cute so people do not think they are dangerous, but then the globs absorb them. The obviously fake skulls can be seen floating in their gel.

Akon would be an assistant scientist researching Martian lifeforms and how humans could exploit them. The head scientistn (Mayuri) is out, so the main character group is stuck with poor Akon, who prefers globs to people. Somewhere along the line the decision for giant robot/glob machine is thrown out and Akon is press-ganged into building it in a ridiculously short amount of time since a herd of globs is about to consume neo-Tokyork. Trick is- the pilot has to fuse with a glob. Because that’s how DNA works. On all planets and all lifeforms. Maybe they throw in a reference to the hero having a rare genetic trait or unique mutation, just to be safe. Go go Ichigo.

Yama would be the military adviser or head president ruler dictator whatever who has to make the difficult call of nuke-ing a densely populated area in an attempt to subdue the problem. He grants permission for team hero to enter the danger zone for a tiny amount of time in which nothing can be accomplished. Then he expresses hesitation about blowing everything up with the heroes inside. But really he only cares because his niece (Orihime) somehow against his knowledge got in with the hero hooligans.

After saying goodbyes (to each other and their loved ones uptop) and someone sacrificing themselves needlessly (Byakuya), the heroes are huddled together facing certain death when Akon out of nowhere produces a solution. Actually it came from something the female secondary lead (Orihime) said which was completely irrelevant and forced. This involves the glob-bot matching the nuke’s force with a punch which somehow will annihilate the globs, but of course the objects closest to the nuke are safe because of some more science jargon.

The day is saved! And although a sizable amount of people died earlier in the film, this is ignored because the hero group made it out. Shipping things happen since somehow this reconnects the hero and his boyhood crush Rukia who was helping them navigate from the surface. Somehow she managed to escape at least three perilous situations making time to save some kids and bunnies and maybe even give an impromptu speech about courage, hope, friendship, etc. aka humanity. Maybe the scientist gets with the “dumb” Orihime. Dumb because females cannot under any circumstances have decent dialogue or character development  in action-scifi. She probably had several boob jokes. But then Akon is immediately cock-blocked by the head scientist returning to a wrecked lab and verbally abusing him in front of his new friends.  But no one really cares because it’s back to shipping again and somehow Byakuya was just fine even though he ran out of oxygen two hours before and the screws were coming out of his escape pod thing and he was heading toward a herd of globs. This is never explained since all there was time for were bro-hugs all around and then the finale: the hero and heroine say something corny and inappropriate given the recent loss of life and smoochy-smoochy.

[actuallynarancia-blog]

Tfw you make characters so much deeper than they are in the manga simply by rping them in a hell of a lot shorter time than they've existed and were active in the series. 

[bitches---bringtheheat]

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