going off topic here, but Valko supposedly being a virgin is sending me. Hot nerd who acts cool, but folds as soon as you touch him.
like it's a casual hangout that turns into giving each other shit, and then someone gets annoyed. BAM that's when the violence starts (flicking each other's foreheads and play wrestling lmao). As soon as you accidentally brush against him, or even get TOO close, he's as stiff as a board 😭
he freezes up and he's tries his damn best to hide his boner, but all the pillows are too far and you haven't stopped your assault on him. Poor guy is trying to cross his legs or use his hands subtly to hide himself. I bet in my heart of hearts he's big talk, but becomes a huge loser when it comes to you.
Now he's nervous and all he can think about how badly he needs to feel your hands on his dick and not pinching his ears. He's doomed.
