#and shipper

[quinowskie]

i call myself a kikoreno warrior for a reason. play and talk about your own ships but don't mess with mine. i won't go down without a fight

[criminalfish]

idk if this is a hot take but i hate it when ppl dont draw Marissa with her beautiful muscles. Like give my luscious wife her muscles!! Give her the muscles she deserves!!!!!!!!

[reynaruina]

shipping zadr while your family knows what IZ is is like playing russian roulette because today my mom brought a friend over and told me to show them my notebook and my mind instantly went to all of the drawings i had of them making out

My mom knows I draw cartoon smut and gives zero fucks, because she also gives zero fucks about cartoons. That sounds nice but she’s also pushy about me showing ppl my art and can’t understand why I can’t show my aunt a picture of two cartoon characters doing the dirty.

[blogginghaley]

I was forcing myself to read this fanfiction the other day and I found myself laughing out loud because of what the writer wrote. It was Skye saying something like, "We should just force you two [FitzSimmons] into a closet so you could make up. Or make out, bow chicka wow wow." And I don't know why I found it so funny it just seems like something Skye would say and I wanted to share that with the world so people could laugh along with me.

Shipper Skye is life, tbh. I’m living in a happy, headcanon-y world where Operation Fix the Science Babies is Shield’s biggest concern. No two shields, no deaths. Just what is better? Locking Fitzsimmons in a closet or setting up an elaborate tea time in the kitchen to lure them into spending time together?...

[lujanettes]

I should be more responsible if I don't wanna have any responsibilities

[megamaz]

Also, Magic Mike (aka the movie I got invested in without meaning to)

Was hilariously hawt, as expected.

The stripping scenes. The stripping and dance scenes holy shit THE MOVIE IS SO WORTH IT FOR JUST THAT GO WATCH IT!!!!

That's all I have to say about the stripping because WHILE HILARIOUSLY HAWT, it wasn't the stripping that I was thinking about when I left the theater.

Mike/Brooke were adorbs and I loved how their relationship progressed AND WHILE THE ENDING WAS ABRUPT, I UNDERSTAND WHY IT ENDED THAT WAY

Serious, serious potential for Mike/Adam shipping BUT ADAM'S CHARACTER NEEDS MATURING JESUS CHRIST THAT IS NOT HOW YOU THANK SOMEONE WHEN THEY SACRIFICE THEIR LIFE'S SAVINGS JUST SO YOU CAN CONTINUE TO LIVE YOUR OWN SHITTY LIFE RISK FREE JACK ASS, JESUS

Then again, he's supposedly only nineteen and mike is in his thirties but the way MIKE TOOK ADAM UNDER HIS BROTHERLY WINGS AND TOOK CARE OF HIM EVEN WHEN IT BECAME APPARENT ADAM WAS A SELFISH IGNORANT STUPID JACKASS

ALSO!!!

In the dark recesses of my mind, I ship Dallas/Mike but the relationship is so fucked up. Like, Mike has worked for Dallas for SIX YEARS and in that time, Mike has worked his way up to a partnership with this man but then you see Dallas' real character as the movie goes on and you realize that Mike's probably the ONLY ONE who knew this side of Dallas existed. He's not surprised at all, just disappointed and Dallas knows enough about Mike to make his words hurt and EVERYTHING HURTS WITH THESE TWO

Dallas/Adam has so much dirty potential, omfg.

((Also, I loved Dallas' character, cause he's a COOL and CHARMING character up until, ya know, the fight with Mike and then you SEE him and a;ljdg;jagagagaga))

((Mike's character was also charming as fuck. A seriously nice guy bogged down by life but doing his damnedest to make his dreams come true anyways which makes the END of the movie so damned bitter-sweet. YOU'RE TOO DAMNED NICE MIKE!!!  I was also severely distracted by the fact that his day job is in construction and that he likes to build custom furniture in his spare time and is a furniture NERD and just wants to own his own business and THINGS HAPPEN THAT MAKE ME FEEL THINGS JESUS CHRIST))

((Adam. Jesus christ, Adam, LOOK AT YOUR LIFE LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MIKE, LOOK WHAT HE DID FOR YOU AND FOR YOUR SISTER JUST LOOK, YOU DAMNED SELFISH BASTARD))

((DON'T GET ME STARTED ON KEN!!! Matt Bomer's character is little more than filler until the damned party when he GIVES ADAM PILLS AND A FOURSOME ENSUES BUT THEN ADAM IS OFFERED THIS PATH OF MONEY AND PILLS AND DRUGS AND I KINDA HATE HIM BECAUSE IT'S PARTIALLY HIS FAULT THE MOVIE ENDS THE WAY IT DOES WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM THE DAMNED PILLS, KEN!!!))

I have feels for this movie because the character relationships were a surprise and I was NOT EXPECTING TO FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT A DAMNED MALE STRIPPER MOVIE.

THE SIMPLE PLOT THAT I GOT WAY TOO INVESTED IN BECAUSE I WAS CHARMED BY MIKE, BROOKE, ADAM AND DALLAS