#andcrossbones

[flctched-blog]

@andcrossbones liked for a starter

    “Shit,” he panted out as he glanced across the space, gauging the distance to where his bow had been knocked to before flickering back to the man in front of him.  “This is not my day today.”

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

@andcrossbones || 🔫

❞ you hurt my babies and you’ll be dealin’           with my Puddin! ❞

A steady hand grips the giant mallet and she growls,         hoisting it over her shoulder to ready herself to swing.

❞ babies, down!  Come t’ mommy!  Got a big           Batsy steak for ya! ❞

Eventually she calls the hyenas off, keeping the weapon           over her shoulder.  Her stance is still defensive, watching the big man in front of her...he didn’t look so scary, more           silly than anything!

❞ so, mista....mista Bones, why ya gotta look so           depressin’?  You take the fun outta costumes! ❞

[firstnamedirector]

"...Been awhile." (andcrossbones)

That voice.  Phil froze in place by the SVU.  Immediately withdrawing inward.  He doesn’t have to think before he’s opening the door to the car.  Not bringing himself to step inside.  The doctors at base, they’ve been talking with him.  About his ‘obsession’.  That was the word they used over and over whenever Brock came up.  They told him that it wasn’t him.  Everything was a conditioned response.  Phil already lived on the edge of a knife.  Every little thing he did wrong was the thing that’d send SHIELD over the edge. The thing that’d get him down in the cells again.  Would get him back into TAHITI.  Would end with a bullet in his brain, and he’s terrified that that option is the most appealing.  His handler wasn’t back from the store, and he was supposed to remain here.  He shouldn’t have been left alone, but they’ve been attempting to gauge his flight risk.  James did what he can where he could.  Sometimes it just didn’t feel like enough.  Phil shuddered, shivered in absolute fear as he turned to see the man he knew damn well was there.  

“…A long while…”

[villainyafoot-blog]

@andcrossbones

“I still do not see ze need for hiring zhese brutes, Crossbones. You and I could handle such a job in as you say our sleep?” 

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

@andcrossbones

“So what’s this I’ve been hearin’ ‘bout you takin’ on some blue-haired broad as apprentice or somethin’? Don’t give me that look, y’know how us, mercs like to gossip.”

[turnmercforwhat-moved]

'I Couldn't Be Professional If My Life Depended On It' (( charactershaming, via andcrossbones ))

“Say that to my Sheep Gun.”

[turnmercforwhat-moved]

@andcrossbones

“Random question--” Deadpool asked, waiting for the gurgling sounds of the man he was strangling to come to a quiet. “-- But do you know how to sew?”

[turnmercforwhat-moved]

@andcrossbones

“Friendly reminder Crossbones, that Weasel is my pal and my sometimes weapon’s dealer, which means in our code of friendship, you aren’t to harm a single hair on his nerdy head. No one maims my friends but me.”