...and the rich gets richer

Independent pre-unthinkable Taskmaster. multi-versed Previously:Damasteroftasks (Under construction.)

[skral3x-blog]

[athena-i]

Taskmaster

[panels-of-interest]

Spider-Man vs. Taskmaster.

[from Marvel Team-Up (1972) #103]

[fauthfulsea-deactivated20161201]

  “I am not a child. I am 19 years old. Not some child.”

A pause again. 

  “And here I thought the whole world was eager to kill a Zemo these days.”

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

“I see yer paps never taught you to respect yer elders...I guess he also didn’t teach you that guys like me will cut out yer throat for that kind of attitude.”

His posture stiffened as he stood straight up. He crossed his arms, as he eyed the other.  

“Not everyone has a beef with yer family, zem-brain. Yer old man never once tried to stiff me an’ he always paid me well for the knuckleheads I supplied’im. That’s top-notch for a super villain” 

[andcrossbones-blog]

He narrowed his eyes. “I call bullshit. Prove it. …An’ if we’re equal partners? No more fuckin’ long game bullshit. Full disclosure. I askin’ fer a bullet-point, but gimme the god-damn endgame now. Do it end with Mexico, or ya lookin’ fer a bigger fish?”

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

A smirk grew across his lips.”I can’t, I guess you’ll just have to trust me, but I can work with the full disclosure. I might be trollin’ the water to see what’s out there. Oh an’ before you ask, I’ve been plannin’ this since before we even step foot in Mexico the first time. I had each step planned out, like Wade burninan’ bailin’ or Cable steppin’ in...But what I didn’t plan on was you gettin’ butthurt over bullshit. Then again I guess it all worked out better this way. Well, you wanna know anythin’ else just ask. I’m an open book.

[marcspect0r-deactivated20160418]

‘ You’ve heard of… Lady Deadpool right? ‘

It struck a never calling her that, a little guilt seeping into his voice. It wasn’t that he didn’t like her or anything it was just... he… he couldn’t handle her and he didn’t know of any other way to stop her.

 ‘ Yeah, I’m having some trouble with her. ‘

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

The mere mention of her name was enough to have him lower his weapon and relax his posture. All of a sudden his entire attitude towards Moon Knight changed- He actually was about to play nice with Moon Knight...He never thought he’d live to see that day.

“Brother, have I! I was about to marry the broad before I realized she’s a few cards short of a deck if you catch my drift.

He stepped up to Marc, offering him a hand to help him up.

“I don’t usually do jobs like that...But seein’ how it’s personal an’ all I’ll do it! Considerin’ if the money is right.”

[fauthfulsea-deactivated20161201]

 “…What part of you is beautiful? Aside from your muscles.”

A pause. 

  “That didn’t come out right.”

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

“Damn straight it was, kid. If you weren’t a Zemo, I’d kill you for sayin’ some stupid shit like that... Frickin’ kids these days...”

[jordi214]

me: I hope Fromsoft doesn’t release Dark Souls 3 in Japan early

Fromsoft: 

[andcrossbones-blog]

“Oh, yeah, instead o’ a ‘ole third o’ th’country–close enough–an’ a decent profit margin, I got th’chance t’take on a flooded market an’ lowball my normal fees. What a favor, Tony. Don’t say sorry when yer not, it makes ya look like a even bigger pussy than y’are. Like, a ass-kisser. Ya said yer damn piece, so fuck off, now.”

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

“You always were too short sighted for yer own good, can’t even see the gold mine right in front of yer own frickin’ face. I’m not lookin’ to make some petty cash with small time merc work...No, I’m talkin’ Tony Stark type money. I’ve built enough relationships in each faction throwin’ their chips the pool to have them sing to my tune, sooner or later I’ll have control of the entire fuckin’ market...Which I came here to offer you a piece of it, I figured I could use a level head to help keep me in check. To show you that I'm serious, I'm even willin' to go in as equal partners, or should I still go fuck off?”

[fauthfulsea-deactivated20161201]

@asprofessionalasitgets

He doesn’t want to say it, but after looking at the prices of the furniture, he needs money. Cutting oneself off from Hydra does give the word money problem a new meaning. 

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

“You goin’ to say somethin’ or just stare at me all day? I know I’m a beautiful man an’ all but Jeez, kiddo.”

[johnnywalkergnu]

Confirmed: a comic can indeed get a song stuck in your head. From “Daken: Dark Wolverine” #10.

[splintercellconviction-deactiva]

 Marvel Comics Presents (2007) #2

In which Maria Hill is hilariously unimpressed by Taskmaster singlehandedly making Dum Dum Dugan and everyone else on the Helicarrier look like idiots.

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

My nigga! PRAISE THE SUN!

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

Do you even praise the sun?

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

Praise the sun!

“What the actu-”

SHUT THE FUCK UP TASKY, I GOT THIS ONE.

PRAISE THE SUN!

[inquissien]

One day, two brave knights engaged in jolly cooperation

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and everyone died. the end.

[marcspect0r-deactivated20160418]

Knees bow, letting his weapons free from any attachments they had on him. Anger boiled in every vein within him, Khonshu looking down from above with an expression of pure disappointment.

Then came the solution, the thing that had been bugging him for quite awhile. Well it was more a person that had been bugging him for a while.

‘ Before you do anymore – might I ask if you could help me with something?’

[asprofessionalasitgets-blog]

“Yer fuckin’ kiddin’ me, right?...Buddy, I hate to be the one to break the news to ya but you ain’t really in a position to negotiate with me...Still you can't be serious.” 

With the pistol still trained on Moon Knight, he took a quick peek over his shoulder. He almost expected a man with a camera to behind him and this being an episode of punk’d....That show was still a thing, right? He long had lost his interest in popular culture.

“...Yer fuckin’ serious, aren’t you? Alright, alright – Make your spill. You got thirty seconds to convince me to help or else I’m sendin’ you on a express ticket to the promised land.”