You dont own me

[andcrossbones-blog]

“I been called worse. Better rude than robbed. Pirate…Hm, almost the truth, e’en. Well, whate’er float yer boat, princess. Ya gonna tell me what brings ya t’my neck o’ th’woods, Miss ‘Arley?”

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

❞ oh, now I’m ‘princess’?  C u t e! ❞

She laughs, twirling her hair around a finger and shifting       on her feet, Bud and Lou start cackling as they fight over a spot at Harley’s feet.

❞ boys!  Boys, c’mon!  Be good!  Go get mommy a nice       present, or i’ll tell Puddin’ you aren’t listening! ❞

The hyenas stop their cackling and run off, Harley turning       to bend over and grab her mallet, hoisting it back onto her shoulder.

❞ ya know, I’m not sure.  But I think I like it, lotsa less flying       rodents than Gotham.  Maybe ya should gimme a tour, wouldja, Pirate? ❞

[trustnoonc-blog]

cont. from ♠ 

————— He couldn’t stand being inside anymore so he headed outside, beyond the doors of the club. Irritation pouring upon him. He could even feel this amount of rage build inside of him. He was furious. Shit. “HOWW??” The anger in his voice was obvious as he shouted at her. “How COULD ya do that? You doubted in me in front of ma men!” The threat he spoke before about killing her kept being repeated in his mind. The clown hadn’t talked to his woman like this before. Maybe only twice when she pushed him on the verge of losing his tempter. And hell no, this was one of those times. 

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

She follows slow behind him, head hung and cotton candy        tresses dangling in her face.  She’s scared, but..she feels an urge to fight.  Not to let him push her around for something        that was at his fault, not hers.  There’s that fear boiling deep inside her core.  One that will leave her motionless to his beating.

❞ I’m not no doll for ya to c o n t r o l !  I--I have feelins’ too! ❞

Her hands are up at her neck, where a pretty gold collar wraps        around her pale flesh, her heart running in her body and making her shake a little in her place.

❞ y-you’re pushin’ it, Puddin.  And I don’t like it. ❞

Oh god was she scared.  Scared her skin would be decorated with       with black in blue for his own personal desire.  His rage that consumed everything he did to her.  

[andcrossbones-blog]

“Whatever, hyenas, then.” He didn’t hold his hand out in return, crossing his arms over his chest instead. “…Crossbones. I ain’t shakin’ yer ‘and, yer a clown. I bet ya’d fry me or some shit.”

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

❞ ya know, that’s smart! ❞

Harley laughs, her arms crossing behind her back, the            woman sliding a joy buzzer off her finger and to the ground.  Quickly, she holds her hands out in front of            her afterwards, showing the man.

❞ look, nothin’!  You gotta be real rude not t’ shake            a pretty girls hand!  Oh well, your loss, mista pirate. That’s what I’m gonna call you, I like it betta’ than Crossbones. ❞

[andcrossbones-blog]

“Good choice. I ‘ate shootin’ dogs. Or whatever then things are. Jackals? Ain’t no coyotes, I know that.” He lowered his gun. The initial ‘hello’ portion of this looked over. “It goes with t’name, darlin’. I ain’t no ‘jolly roger’.”

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

❞ they’re my babies, hyenas, ya idiot! ❞

Her mallet is still ready to strike, but she stands still,        a little smile set on her face as Bud and Lou circle her feet.

❞ what, you don’t wanna be no pirate?  That’d be so cute!       You could get a little parrot up on ya shoulder!  Aww! I gotta get me a parrot, though I don’t think my Puddin’ would       like it.  Hm. ❞

Dropping the mallet to the ground, she steps forward, hand       outreached for him.

❞ My name’s Harley!  How ‘bout you, mista pirate? ❞

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

@godsonllychild || 🔫

Cotton candy hair is soaked, lipstick smeared and makeup             utterly r u i n e d, eyes fall to him in anger, pale and shaking hands curl into angry fists, wanting oh so badly to             direct this anger to him.

❞ p i p e d o w n, huh?!  Ya left m’ out in the rain for hours!             You were supposed t’ come get me for date night! ❞

Thick globs of tears and makeup smear down her pale face             her emotions all a mess as she shakes there, her anger all but forgot as it turns to deep sorrow.

❞ it’s like ya don’t care ‘bout my feelins’, ya--ya know? ❞

She wants to sink on the floor, wants to give into her emotions             and let it all out, but how was she supposed to, when he didn’t even care he left her there in the rainy streets.

[mistahhjoker-archive-deactivate]

Joker’s eyes narrowed slightly down at the hyenas, cracking his neck from side to side as he mulled the situation. “I don’t need them here.” he muttered under his breath, before sweeping his hands through is gleaming green hair. 

“The minute that they do..” he said softly, walking over to her. “They are gone. Do you understand? And I don’t just mean from here.”

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

❞ they haven’t been out in foreva!  They ain’t            bad, just.. jumpy! ❞

She laughs, quick and loud, but she knows he isn’t           joking around with her, so her face falls before she takes a tight hold on the leashes in her hands.

❞ you wouldn’t hurt m’ babies, woulda?  They ain’t           too bad, ya know?  Jus’ need a lil more trainin’    is all! ❞

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

"I could kill you!"

@jokcrking || 🔫

❞ Yeah, ya could, Puddin’…But….             But ya won’t, right?  Right?!    C’mon, I don’t like that look, Puddin’,             what’d I do?! ❞

Her attitude was failing her, the cheery expression slipping             away from her in favor of the fear that hid there.  Sheknew how serious he could be–but she trusted him not to hurt her..             Not in any bad way, at least.

❞Puddin’, I’ve been good for ya, what’d I do? ❞

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Can you be anymore obvious?"

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”



”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Like you even care."

"Little too late, don't you think?"

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Obviously there is something between us."

"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Quiet, I am trying to think."

"Relax, I have a plan."

"Really?"

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."

"Very good, you had me fooled."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

@andcrossbones || 🔫

❞ you hurt my babies and you’ll be dealin’           with my Puddin! ❞

A steady hand grips the giant mallet and she growls,         hoisting it over her shoulder to ready herself to swing.

❞ babies, down!  Come t’ mommy!  Got a big           Batsy steak for ya! ❞

Eventually she calls the hyenas off, keeping the weapon           over her shoulder.  Her stance is still defensive, watching the big man in front of her...he didn’t look so scary, more           silly than anything!

❞ so, mista....mista Bones, why ya gotta look so           depressin’?  You take the fun outta costumes! ❞

[queueuntil]

“Would you die for me?”

Suicide Squad (2016) dir. David Ayer

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

🔫     ||  @mistahhjoker

❞ aw, but PUDDIN!          My babies won’t cause no trouble! Will ya?!  Course ya won’t! ❞

She laughs, holding the two hyenas back as they       fight over a bloodied bone on the ground.

❞ they won’t cause no trouble!          I told ‘em you’d get a nice steak made outta Batsy! ❞

Harley stands on her tip toes for a moment, pouting.       She considers dropping the leashes, but doesn’t, wanting to know just why he was so stubborn about       her babies.

[imnathbtw]

Mr.J 💚

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

Open starter xx

❞ Ya know--!              Ya know the song?! ❞

Her head bops along to a silent beat,       fingers dancing in front of her like a guitarist. She knows there isn’t any music, but       she can’t seem to help herself from playing around.

[propertyofmistaj-blog]

Hello! I thought I'd let you know that I read your rules! 'craziness'

Thank ya for readin’ em!

[memecxllector-blog]

SEND A  ☀ AND I WILL GENERATE A NUMBER FOR WHAT MY MUSE SAYS TO YOURS.

numbers: ( 1 - 352 ) link to generator: here content: another movie quote meme, some adult content. feel free to change pronouns.

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[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

[walkitcff]

        there’s nothing more t r a g i c than a man with nothing left to l o s e   [ SR ]