#andre asks

[icecreamandre]

we're reaching out to you regarding your car's extended warranty. This is a final courtesy call. Ask one of our qualified operators for more information, available 24-7.

I drive an ice cream cart, I don’t believe I need insurance.

[mhagens11]

gasser and his three nephews

[icecreamandre]

are you alive??

I was serving my sentence for ice cream related crimes. Turns out Paris *can* prosecute akumas, but only if they are food related.

[icecreamandre]

Andre, I need to explain stuff to you because you’ve been confusing being lesbian for being Lebanese.

Being lesbian is basically solely being romantically attracted to women while having a feminine gender identity. Ex.: lesbian demigirls, lesbian trans women, non-binary lesbians, etc.

Oh, and also! It’s possible for people NOT to fall in love romantically. People just being really good friends who love each other in a strictly platonic way? Yeah, that exists!

Suddenly I am unable to read.

[icecreamandre]

Andre what flavor of ice cream am I

I won't come off anon so you'll just have to go off of vibes

Burnt rubber

[icecreamandre]

What do u have against girls that like girls and boys who like boys???

I have nothing against girls who are friends with other girls and boys who are friends with other boys! Why take a look at the young Rose and her quiet friend Juleka! Not to mention Marc and Nathaniel who visit me quite often, a lovely couple of young friends.

[icecreamandre]

FUCK YOU

But I’m so nice 😞

[icecreamandre]

andre what if ladybug and chat noir is dating somone without their masks? and you maybe gave them ice cream by now

No way, I would know! I can sense Chat Noir’s love for Ladybug from across the Seine.