Magic Ice Cream Is For Lovers ONLY

No good friends or jokesters allowed

[icecreamandre]

I do NOT ship MariChat.

They know why.

[icecreamandre]

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I drive an ice cream cart, I don’t believe I need insurance.

[icecreamandre]

are you alive??

I was serving my sentence for ice cream related crimes. Turns out Paris *can* prosecute akumas, but only if they are food related.

[icecreamandre]

I just got done with the community service hours I owed for operating my ice cream cart without a license.

[officiallyladybug]

I miss Chat Cutie Patootie Noir :(

[icecreamandre]

How come no one ever misses me? :(

[icecreamandre]

what flavor ice cream am I?

Caramel with mint and blueberries. The person you love has green eyes and blue hair.

[icecreamandre]

@lady-nette I’m using this as advertising on my new ice cream cart

[officially-ladybug]

Why did everyone disappear

[icecreamandre]

I had to get a new ice cream cart again :(

[rose-lavillant1]

furball scaped again any and all signs of arson may be from him

[julekacouffaineufficial]

I think I saw adrien's house burning from the liberty.....but that might not have been furball

[rose-lavillant1]

thanks baby 🩷, but i think that might be dusuu

[ninolahiffeofficial]

I did see @icecreamandre 's cart on fire while his back was turned

[icecreamandre]

It’s getting harder to find insurance for my ice cream cart because my cart keeps getting destroyed :(

[icecreamandre]

I'm gonna ship you and Andre Bourgeois

I’d much rather be shipped with M. Ramier

[memeuplift]

[bumblequinn]

pupperoni :)

[afrothekobold]

technically Vitamin C Gummines

[replaythemaster]

Mars bar

[flightfoot]

Cranberry

[officially-ladybug]

Chat Noir

[iamjustgoingtorantthewholetime]

@officially-ladybug

what

[officially-ladybug]

Yes

[cringecorekitty]

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🐈‍⬛💥 (<me exploding)

[cringecorekitty]

anyways my answer

Ladybug

[nothawkmothofficial]

You two are going to give me an aneurysm

[chatblancofficial]

Donut

[rose-lavillant1]

juleka

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Alya's mom's spaghetti

[icecreamandre]

So sad that no one has said my ice cream :(

[officially-ladybug]

Psst LB none of your reblogs are showing up in my notifications feed on either of my accounts

-the guy behind the ice cream

Yeah :( there is something wrong with my tumblr and I don’t know how to fix it. I contacted tumblr support but they haven’t replied

[icecreamandre]

Don’t worry Ladybug, the people of Paris (tumblr) will always be here for you!

[cringecorekitty]

What about you, are you a good kisser or do I have to ask @officially-ladybug?

:3c ask ladybug

[officially-ladybug]

Yes anon. He’s the best kisser I’ve ever kissed and he’s only getting better. You didn’t need to know that

[cringecorekitty]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🐈‍⬛💛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💛🐈‍⬛😊🐈‍⬛🙌🙌😆🥺🥺💛💛🥺🥺🐈‍⬛🥰🥰🧯⌚️🥰💛💛💛🥺🥺🥺🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🥺💛🐈‍⬛

[ayydrienagreste]

@icecreamandre

[icecreamandre]

Kissing…but no love?

[icecreamandre]

Andre what flavor of ice cream am I

I won't come off anon so you'll just have to go off of vibes

Burnt rubber

[icecreamandre]

Chat Noir and marinette sitting on a tree,

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

And there is nothing you can do about it-

Boohooo that must suck 😂😂

I don’t believe Marinette would cheat on love of her life Adrien Agreste. Chat Noir needs to keep his home wrecking away from her.

[officially-ladybug]

are you a good kisser?

Idk ask Chat Noir

[argosofficial]

@cringecorekitty

[cringecorekitty]

yes :)

[icecreamandre]

The truth comes out!

I knew you two were in love!

[officially-ladybug]

I thought we went over this. Chat Noir and I are not in love!

[icecreamandre]

B-but my ice cream :(

Also you are kissing him? But not in love? Hm🤔

[officially-ladybug]

are you a good kisser?

Idk ask Chat Noir

[argosofficial]

@cringecorekitty

[cringecorekitty]

yes :)

[icecreamandre]

The truth comes out!

I knew you two were in love!