andreil college meet-cute
andrew is taking an acting class after he loses a bet.
neil is taking an acting class because matt made his schedule.
kevin is taking an acting class because he’s annoying.
first day of class neil sits across the room from a blonde freshman with tattoos and ripped jeans. ugh and he’s sitting next to kevin. why did kevin steal the only interesting person.
kevin and neil have had classes together every semester since freshman year. this was not intentional. neither of them are happy about it.
andrew sees a kid engulfed in a metallica shirt glaring at kevin from across the room. when did kevin have time to piss off a freshman?
the professor has them go around the room, introduce themselves, and ask a classmate a question
neil asks andrew about his tattoos. kevin is upset that neil didnt ask him.
andrew asks neil to name three songs. neil is confused by this, which andrew does NOT find endearing.
after class ends kevin approaches neil and is like “this cant keep happening. switch your schedule.” and neil’s like well that’s too bad, because i have a writing class that cant be moved. so does kevin. the same one. why does this keep happening.
andrew decides to improve the situation by claiming neil as his partner for every assignment going forward. kevin is betrayed. neil is pleased.
the next week when andrew and neil are leaving, their professor pulls them to the side. and asks them if they knew each other before this class, and they’re like uh no ???
and he’s like hmmmmm. interesting. i just wanted to let you know that i noticed such a strong connection between you two on the first day, i assumed youd been intimate for years. ah this is exciting. i cant wait to see how your relationship blossoms.
andrew is mortified. neil is never going to speak to him again.
as soon as they leave the room they just kind of look at each other before neil starts giggling and then fully laughing because what the fuck was that.
andrew is less mortified.