'i called one of the telephone numbers written in the toilet stall and now i want to fuck your voice’ jeanjeremy au :')
OKAY SO this is brought to you by @exyspacegays bc i asked the squad for help with it !!
it’s a college au, without exy and mafia
jean went to some bar downtown with kevin to get kevin to stop studying
(’please get up from your desk kevin.’ ‘no’ ‘kevin you need to eat.’ ‘no’ ‘kev-’ ‘no’ ‘what if i buy you booze?’ ‘…maybe’)
he doesn’t know how it happened but somehow jean lost track of what he was drinking and how much of it and suddenly kevin is gone and he knows nobody and he is very lonenly and confused and???sudddenly he’s in the bathroom???
there’s a number sprawled on the stall door in a very nice bright shade of red and jean likes the colour?? so he calls it?? maybe he also called it because he liked the way the 0s looked. or y’know,,,bc he’s really drunk and it was there
so its 4 am and after a few rings someone picks up the call and jean is met with a really sleepy sounding voice
but the voice isnt unfriendly so
meanwhile jeremy is still in the process of realizing that he’s not asleep anymore and its kinda hard
because there’s someone talking to him and talking and talking and are those even words??
they are words but they’re french and heavily accented english and jeremy doesn’t speak french and at this time of day he doesn’t speak english either
it is a very nice voice though, deep and raspy sounding like cigarettes and a stormy day at the beach so he feels kinda sorry when he interrupts it a few minutes later after he found his own again
“i’m sorry, i don’t speak french” he says quietly
its followed by something that he guesses might be curses, then a short pause and a “sorry”
and because he doesnt think the guy is and because he’s jeremy he asks: “are you okay?”
“j’oubli- j- i forgot where i- ne sais pas…i don’t know how to get home.”
finding out where he is isn’t the problem jeremy just tells him to go for the nearest door and jean is standing in front of the bar after a few more doors
jeremy keeps chuckling but its a very warm and nice chuckle so jean doesnt really mind
“tu as une voix jolie.” he mutters and jeremy would ask what that meant but he’s taken too off-guard by the huskiness of the words
theres another moment of silence then
jeremy doesnt know who kevin is but he’s very disappointed in him for leaving this boy alone
“i still don’t know…qu’est-ce qu- how do i get home?”
now jeremy is disappointed in himself because he cant tell jean how
“what’s the bars name? I could come and get you?”
“Je ne toi connais pas” jean says and jeremy doesnt know what it means, but it sounds cautious, deep in thought
“dépech- hurry up please” ean says and gives him the name of the bar
and the next morning jeremy is making coffee, humming softly and then theres soft swearing to be heard from the living room and a second later from the door to the kitchen “who the fuck are you and what am i doing here?!”
and jeremy nearly dies bc jeans voice was nice when drunk but hungover and sleepy its Too Much
