Neil's demi ass to Andrew: pathetic you cave at the sight of a single ab
Also Neil: omg the sunlight makes your eyes look gold
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Neil's demi ass to Andrew: pathetic you cave at the sight of a single ab
Also Neil: omg the sunlight makes your eyes look gold
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Andrew: I bought him nice boots maybe he'll realize I have a crush on him
Neil, stomping a few times on the floor: take that you fucking dick
Neil invented cooler pants so he can carry around sweet treats for Andrew and unfortunately Andrew fucking hates the pants with a burning passion cause Neil just unzips his fly and pulls out a popsicle
Neil: why are you buying my merch?
Andrew, laying on a bed surrounded by Neil Josten posters, jerseys, figurines and photos: I don't know what you're talking about
Neil: no Andrew why are you buying it?
Neil: you're costing us more money than we're making
Andrew: why do you keep that
Neil: what do you mean
Andrew: the shirt. It's thin enough to be see-through. It has multiple holes. It probably won't survive another round through the washer.
Neil: it's breathable
Andrew: you don't have a phone do you
Neil, who doesn't have a phone: what're you talking about of course I do *pulls out a calculator*
Andrew: should I go to starbs before or after practice
Neil: Both
Andrew: no
Neil: Yes
Andrew: i have to limit my coffee intake because of my family's heart problems
Neil: Yolo