#hes a hypocrite

[jingerhead]

Neil's demi ass to Andrew: pathetic you cave at the sight of a single ab

Also Neil: omg the sunlight makes your eyes look gold

[multifanritz]

How I think each of the batkids react to being sick

Dick: biggest drama queen. His nose is runny one day and he swears he's fine. Then the next his head starts hurting and he's dying. He doesn't get sick often but when he does he goes to the manor and just "UGHHHHH. It's time to plan my funeral. It's over. I'd rather go toe to toe with killer croc right now. Please make it stop."

Jason: he has a short(er) temper when sick. He apologizes right after normally, but if someone says he looks sick he'll say "cuz I'm sick of YOU, get off ASS." (if it's bruce he doesn't say sorry) If it's super important, he'll go on patrol, but he tries not to. He's died once already, he doesn't want to again just cuz he was too tired to see an enemy. He tries to stay at his apartment when he gets sick but Alfred normally can tell when he starts feeling bad and guilts him into staying at the manor.

Alfred: are you really going to make an old man worry over you, Jason Todd? My heart can't take it.

Jason: Alfie, I'm fine I promise.

Alfred: I'll believe it when I see it. Be here in 10 minutes. Your soup will be done by then.

Jason, sighing heavily: yes Alfie

Tim: Tbh I think tim is very careful, especially when he loses his spleen, to not get anything nasty. There r a few times where it just happens, but he knows how to handle it. He just stays in bed all day and catches up and some much MUCH needed sleep

Damian: he doesn't get sick. Or so he says. He's very good at hiding it, so he ends up either passing out from a fever or nearly getting shot from stumbling. But he's handling it, he swears.

(If anyone gets sick in the manor, damian is basically held under a microscope to see if he get infected and didn't say anything)

Steph: I feel like steph literally doesn't get sick. She's one of those rlly lucky ppl that just doesn't. Maybe a cough every now and again, but nothing super bad. If she did ever get sick tho, she'd be worse than dick. Begging to go to the er cuz there's no way this is normal my head is going to EXPLODE

Cass: model patient. Also doesn't get sick often, but handles it very well when she does. She gets a bit on edge tho cuz she doesn't like how unfocused it makes her

Duke: tbh I don't know much about duke but I think he's in the same boat as cass. He just stays in his room so he doesn't get anyone sick. Doesn't go on patrol cuz he knows better. Smart baby boy

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

Luther: Maybe it's time to stop being so angry.

Diego, eating chips loudly: Yeah but what would you do with all your free time?

[dumpstertrash]

bro bruh broo bro bro

im abt to go FERAL

roommate (one who destroys things) has his sister over who acts EXACTLY like him, except she's a liar and steals things!!!

and we're sitting here smoking and she's like "oh where's my blue lighter? did i leave it in ur room bestie (roommate)?"

and I know the lighter. its my blue one.

because she PICKED IT UP OFF THE TABLE WHEN SHE GOT HERE TO HIT THE BOWL.

I swear if she walks out of here with any lighter im throwing hands. Im still mad at her for taking a bracelet of mine when we had to live with her >:(

[kittyote]

nobody understands elliot like i do nobody understands elliot like i do nobody understands elliot like i do (rocking back and forth)

[lilianthium]

also just on the note that elon musk claims he has aspergers (which was AGAIN a racist fucking coinage & shouldnt be used to describe "high-functioning" autism), that means he's dumb enough to call for his own sterilization. god i wish

[alan-p-49]

My professor: I'm old so doing pronouns is hard for me so I'll just use your name instead

Also my professor: *proceeds to use pronouns for me and ends up misgendering me*

[radioreign]

FUCKIN’ PIN [ allthctjczz ]

Send “Pin!” for your muse to pin mine on the floor.  // not accepting- @allthctjczz

Oomph!

Clue a blink of confusion, cardinals flickering to the mass atop of him.  A pulse of annoyance coming to fruition when he realizes who the offender is, still removing the hand curled around her throat, even if begrudgingly.

They might be friends, partners in crime, what have you - but —-

“Get off.”