#android simping

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So anyways um I’m continuing with this “Ego-based Hearts” thing And up next, we got the android of the hour, Google! Love him, love to see him I hope you all enjoy! Reblogs appreciated, but please don’t repost!!

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Y'ALL @star-kissedrainchii drew Bing for me and I 😭

He looks so BEAUTIFUL

Go support them y'all, they're amazingggg

Please no reposting, but reblogs are welcome!!

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Y'know

I can see Bing being totally romantically oblivious

Like, he cannot take hints in that kinda way for the life of him. He'll just kinda see it all as a very affectionate friendship, which he supports!! It genuinely wouldn't be until he was told "I love you. More than a friend," that he'd actually understand it all

Idk why but it still makes me happy to just imagine him being super pleasantly surprised when his love interest is like

"I'm in love with you, you absolute moron"

He'd just "!!!! :D!!!!!" and god I love this IDIOT

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A little self-indulgent, but whatever you do, don't think about Bing existing in your life.

Don't think about him being happy to meet you, and get to know you. Don't think about you two going and doing something fun, and then it just ends up in a mild disaster and he totally laughs it off and reassures you that everything is totally okay. Or, don't imagine you two having a great time and coming up with inside jokes that make you cackle to yourselves.

Don't imagine him trying to get into your interests because he wants to have something you could get passionate talking about. Don't imagine him looking at you with interest as he just listens closely to you passionately ramble about absolutely anything at all. Don't think about him reassuring you that he has no problem with you going off on a tangent like that, and in fact found it "totally radical!!" Don't imagine him totally staying up all night with you, and just talking about absolutely whatever. Don't imagine him teaching you how to skateboard, and reassuring you if you got upset if you continued to fail.

Don't think about him giving you tiny little dumb things that made him think of you. Don't think about him always carrying a jacket on him to give to you whenever you need it. Don't think about him giving the biggest, best bear hugs, despite sometimes being a little cold.

Definitely don't imagine him switching to a gentle and caring mode when you're physically or emotionally hurting. Don't think about him holding you close and reassuring you, telling you that everything was going to be okay. He's there with you. You're going to make it out of this okay. You're not alone. Don't think about him giving you a kiss on the forehead and just holding you for as long as you could possibly want or need. Don't imagine him cuddling with you as you watch a comfort movie. Don't imagine being wrapped up in a soft, warm blanket with him as he keeps his arms around you. Don't imagine him checking up on you every now and then, really making sure that you were absolutely okay.

I have thought about all of these things. And I am s o soft for him, bc I just imagine him being the best comfort,,,

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BING POSTING!!

Imagine Bing taking you out to a skate park to have fun. You're likely nervous about doing any tricks, so he reassures you.

"The first step to learning tricks is trying. Watch and learn!"

He goes to do an ollie. He expects to end up falling, but he has to try anyway! To his delighted surprise, he makes it and he actually does it very well. But in his excitement, he loses focus and ends up falling and hurting himself.

You rush over to check on him, and he's kinda roughed up, but he has the biggest smile on his face. He's so energetic and proud of himself that you can't help feeling happy for him too.

And then you go and celebrate with ice cream, and it's a good day 🧡🧡🧡

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y’all i had a dream that had Google and Bing and Mark in it and like usually I’m a Bing stan, but this dream was mostly Google-centric and it’s really got me like 😳 so I’m gonna post it here so anyway I’ve had a lot of dreams recently that have played out like actual movies, and it’s honestly kinda cool, especially this one The kind of movie this was like, it was like those treasure-hunting adventure movies. The ones that have you on the edge of your seat most of the time, and keep you on the edge of your seat. They had a villain group following them the whole time, though the villain group didn’t have an identity tbh. They were just random people  So it starts out with Mark, Google, and Bing on a big ass boat, tryna get somewhere that this treasure is at or whatever. I dunno. I just know they were going somewhere. Google is up front by the steering dock with Mark, who is steering the boat. Bing is in the back, just chilling and leaning on the rails when he sees the bad guys pull up behind them. It starts with two regular size boats, and then a biiiiig boat. Much bigger than theirs. Bing starts to stress and immediately stands up straight, rushing back to the main area to alert the others that they’ve been found. He gets out a cliche "Guys, we've got company!" before getting shot by some kind of missile. It missed the ship and caused an explosion off to the side of the boat which made everyone lose their balance for a second. It didn’t really cause any damage to the ship, though. Mark, being the obvious protagonist, starts to stress as well. "Alright, shit, we gotta lose them before they sink us in the middle of the Pacific." And then it becomes a high speed, action packed race. Mark was a badass, he was like swerving left and right and just dodging all the attacks. He was pushing the boat to going as fast as it could go, trying desperately to escape the villains. GOOGLE, THOUGH I JUST /CHEF'S KISS So, the bad guys manage to land a hit on the ship. The engine starts dying and the ship starts slowing down. Mark starts REALLY freaking out, trying to get the boat to start back up again. Google is thinking of possible solutions, when he gets one and straightens up perfectly. With no hesitation, he speaks up to the other two. "I will lure them away from the ship. Bing, you are to do repairs as best as you can while I am gone." Bing seems unsure about this plan, obviously stressed as well, but just nervous about Google going off on his own. "Wait, how will you get back to us?" "Do not worry about that. I will find my way back. Now, do your job, and I shall do mine." Bing sighs, but just kinda nods. “Okay, dude. I’ll do my best.” Google nods once, and then goes to a secret compartment in the ship that has a speedboat in it. It was meant to be used for getaways, of course, but Bing and Mark had lifeboats.They’d be fine. Google got in the boat, and he puts up a projection next to him of someone that looks like Mark, to be the perfect lure. He opens the hatch door and the water flows in, pulling the speedboat out of the compartment. Then, he gets a determined look on his face, and speeds off to try and lure the villains away. And, y’know, the villains were kinda stupid, so they follow him and try to take his ship down While this is happening, Bing manages to make repairs to the ship and they get to wherever they needed to go, but that wasn’t really touched upon much. It was too focused on GOOGLE. SEE, GOOGLE FUCKING HAS A HAY DAY WITH THESE BASTARDS- Completely unfazed by any attacks they make at his speedboat, just dodging them with ease. At one point, they managed to hit his speedboat, and Google started to sink. My headcanon for Google is that he has a waterproof outer covering, his “skin”, so he doesn’t short-circuit. However, he is still heavy, so he cannot swim. Anyway, so he’s sinking, and one of the villain's goons went to it to try and get whatever the fuck they were after, and Google PULLED THIS BASTARD INSIDE OF THE SINKING SHIP!! "As an Android, I do not have to worry about drowning. You, however-" He said that with an evil grin, AND HE TRAPPED THEM INSIDE!!! And then pushed em back out after they'd drowned bc ew, he didn't want a bloated corpse in his boat. Nasty- But wait, there’s more! This absolute fuckn UNIT, THIS FUCKING ABSOLUTE BEAST OF A ROBOT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO USE THE BOAT UNDERWATER- HE RIDES THAT SHIT BACK TO SHORE LIKE AN ABSOLUTE MANIAC!! Basically, Google is an absolutely unstoppable badass and he’s fucking sexy for it. I am so pleased with my brain for doing this.

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Tried to use that self-ship fanfiction writer thing, but was. Dissatisfied? Idk, I just wanna write my own self indulgent thing now! It's big yearning hours, no one talk to me dhsbsbs

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So like... I've never really posted my art here, but we got some art progress boiiii

This was a drawing that I started a couple years ago, at most, and never really finished bc I couldn't get the expression right

And I recently finished it, and I'm very happy with the expression! First picture is old art, second picture is recent art.

Google was very fun to draw. Creepy robo boi. I love him,,,,

(it's obviously not perfect, but it's great progress!!)