"May I have everyone's attention,"
Stellan's voice blared out of the loudspeakers, mysteriously not just from the grimdark's Office, but out of almost every other Office around. All thanks went to a certain Bradley who had hooked him up with the necessary 'equipment'.
"This is Stellan Sommers, of dimension T-8900, here to give the most important speech I'll ever give. I'm sure you all know where this is going to go, I'm not the first who has done it but shut up and let me continue.
I have decided to throw my old life away. I'm no longer this Stanley Sommers, ex alcoholic and high school drop out with an absent or dead family. I'm no longer just that former protagonist who decided staying in this hellscape was a better bargain than going back to the real world and facing all my disappointments again."
"While my past self fought hard to become who I am today, I'm not going to continue in his path."
A beat passed as Stellan gathered his wits, his breath trembling slightly from excitement, or nervousness.
"S-so...Neil Dieudonné de Grammont, this is where I want to pick up. I want to be the Stellan by your side forever.
I want to be the guy who drinks special 2070s alcohol and studies law even while loving the most infamous pirate of the Multiverse, the man who starts a new family with you, without angst or abuse or sadness.
I want to build a gentle home, but also I want to roam every sky of every planet, learn new cultures and find new species to befriend or overtroll. I want to have crazy adventures with you, escape dangers and break laws and still wake you up with pancakes and coffee the next morning.
Life has never been so exciting before we met and even though I vowed never to become that guy who made cheesy proposals and cried at his own weddings and ended up being domestic and mushy, I want the entire Multiverse to know that you, Neil, are deeply loved, with all your flaws and all your scars and everything you dont like about yourself, I love them more than you can ever know and I love you, Neil."
"One day, we'll grow old together and live the peaceful life we both deserve. With kids or not, we'll happy, safe, content, I promise.
I want to spend every day loving you for all you are and I want you to let me, and so, Cornelius Dieudonné de Grammont, time and space pirate extraordinaire, coolest pun master in the universe, cuddliest criminal and cutest batty of my heart~"
Stellan paused again for dramatic effect, and the smile in his voice was crystal clear.
"Let's go conquer the world together."