#andy does things

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doing dumb shit like this until my parents notice part 1

(this stuff is very easy to wash off just in case anyone was worried, i may be a dumbass but i am no fool)

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im actually writing for the first time in like two years and I blame this fucking quarantine

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i impulsively cut my eyebrow with kitchen scissors at midnight and i think it looks fantastic however my mum (a hater) may murder me so now i'm gonna have to carry around an eyeliner pencil to fill it in whenever she's nearby so i don't die

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you're telling me we've got instant macaroni, instant noodles, instant oatmeal, instant rice, instant soup, but i still have to wait 6-8 hours for my jelly to set? fuck this shit

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so there's like a window in the shower in my bathroom and if you look out you can see the back garden and stuff, but because of how it's placed obviously it's placed so no one can see in the bathroom only out.

so i was cleaning the shower and my brother went out into the back garden and i don't even remember deciding to do it but i grabbed the shower head and turned it to like jet setting and sprayed him through the window and he looked so confused now everyone mad at me but it was worth it

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i made lip balm!

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i set a bookshelf on fire

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i just spent 15 minutes and a third of a bottle of soap trying to wash my hands while dissociating because i kept either just putting my hand under the water and letting the soap run off or forgetting whether or not i'd actually washed my hands this time and having to do it again