TIKTOK TRENDS ── m.burtwistle ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚
summary: you love making funny tiktoks with your boyfriend content: established relationship , sexual innuendos , fluff notes: i love this man // are we fw the new layout ??? also i've written the first chapter of the i'm a celeb series already 'coz i'm eager x
"Hi everyone, I'm gonna be asking my boyfriend if certain things are princess treatment or bare minimum." You smiled to the camera, showing the water gun you had, before finding him in the living room, feet stretched up on the coffee table.
"Hi Morgan." You greeted.
"Hiya, love, y'alright?" He said, his face lighting up as he saw you and then the water gun, "What's that for?"
"I'm quizzing you, and if ya get it wrong you're getting shot by water."
"Oh, lucky me." He deadpanned, watching as you moved to stand in front of him. "Is this for a TikTok?"
"Yeah. I'm gonna give you actions and you're gonna tell me if you think it's princess treatment of bare minimum in a relationship, 'kay?"
"Brill."
"Cuddles before bed."
"Bare minimum."
"Good!" You grinned, "Bringing me water from your water bottle and giving me your hoodie whenever I ask."
"Fuck sake," He sighed, laughing and rubbing his forehead, "Bare minimum."
"You're doing well so far." You hummed, "Okay, letting me paint your PlayStation controller—"
"It's princess treatment, and you're still not fuckin' doing it."
"It's bare minimum!" You shouted and then sprayed him with water.
"Reader, it's fuckin' not, and you're never doing it!"
"Giving me left over food."
"Bare minimum."
"Letting me do your makeup."
"Bare minimum, and listen lads out there," Morgan pointed at the phone, "Let your mrs do your makeup. It's only on for about fifteen minutes, and then you can wash it off. Make her happy."
"No one asked for your life story, Morgan." You sassed.
"Right, I'll just fuckin' shut up then, shall I?"
"Yeah." You scoffed, "Kisses before bed."
"Bare minimum."
"Paying for me to get my nails done every month."
"... It's princess treatment—" You sprayed him in the face, "Fuckin' hell, Reader let me finish my sentence! I was gonna say it's princess treatment for others but for us it's bare minimum!"
"Oh, whoops." You giggled, "Rubbing my feet."
"Bare minimum." He sighed heavily, knowing he wanted to say princess treatment but also knowing you'd spray him in the fact for saying that.
"Good answer. Taking me to Greece or Spain whenever I want to go."
"Princess treatment—"
You sprayed him in the face a lot of times, "It's the bare minimum, Morgan."
"Right, no, yeah, of course, my bad." He nodded, wiping his hand over his face.
"Buying me a Birkin."
"Princess treatment, and you're not getting one."
You sprayed him in the face.
"It's 35 grand for a tiny little bag you can't fit nothing in!" He exclaimed, "I love you but I'm not getting you one."
"Being the one to make dinner every night."
"Reader, neither of us cook, we order shit in."
"Well, when we start."
"We'll cook meals together."
"Morgan."
"Fine, fucking ... bare minimum, 'coz you're standards are too high."
"Good job!"
comments:
user1 he's so whipped
user2 i love them together
user3 they're so funny together 😭😭😭
user4 petition for ginge to get reader a birkin
↳ user5 signed
↳ user6 YESSS
↳ user7 agreed
↳ bowling42069 absolutely
user8 biggest streamer in the uk and he can't say no to his mrs😭
↳ angryginge13 happy wife happy life
You waved at the camera, being quiet but showing the two hard pasta shells that you were to put in your mouth. When you'd positioned them at your back teeth, you called for him.
"Morgan!"
He came into the bedroom, running a hand over his hair, "What's the matter?"
"My neck really hurts, like it's really stiff. Can you come crack it?"
"I don't wanna hurt you, though." He hummed, placing his hands on the junction between your neck and shoulders, digging his thumbs into them and circling.
"No, don't massage, I need you to crack my neck."
"Why are you filming?" Morgan stared at the camera.
"I was midway through a product promotion and then my neck just really hurt."
"Oh, okay." He nodded before putting his arms around you rhead, "Do you want me to just crack it like ... like, twist it?"
"Yeah."
"Alright."
When he squeezed and turned your neck, you bit down on the uncooked pasta, it cracking in your mouth and making it sound like your neck snapped.
"Ow!" You screamed, dropping your head down and clutching your neck with your hands.
"Oh my God, are you okay? What the fuck." Morgan gasped, leaning down, "Reader? You okay?"
You put on the fake tears, sniffling and rubbing your neck, "Morgan, what the fuck."
"I'm so sorry. Does it really hurt? What did I do?"
"What if you've fucking fractured my neck?" You whimpered.
His face fell and he started kissing the back of your head repeatedly, "Don't say that. Please don't say that. Is that what it feels like? How much does it hurt?"
"I dunno, maybe like ... 6-7." You smirked, lifting your head out and spitting the crushed pasta into his palm.
"Eurrrr, you tramp!" He groaned, staring at it in disgust, "Don't you ever scare me like that again! I actually thought I broke your neck."
"That's okay, you can just break my back later on." You winked.
"Huh-ho, don't mind if I do." Morgan held his hands up with a smirk.
comments:
user1 STOP HE WAS GENUINELY SO SCARED
user2 they're the best couple on youtube i'm convinced
↳ user3 this is tiktok mate
user4 ginge getting lucky tonight
user5 there's no way she's getting cracked by that thing
↳ yourusername i crack him actually
user6 she's so fit
user7 jarvis, get me this girls snap
↳ angryginge13 taken mate
jakeydavies lol pussy
↳ yourusername lol virgin
↳ taysmcr 😭😭😭
↳ heinz_baines clock him queen xxx
↳ jakeydavies i'm literally not a virgin
↳ yourusername could've fooled me
"Hi all, I'm with Heinz right now, and we're going to prank Morgan." You spoke to the camera as Heinz waved from behind you. "Basically, we're going to pretend to argue, and then he's going to call me a 'bitch' or a 'slapper' or something along those lines, just insult me a lot, really, just to see if Morgan gets angry or not."
"He better not fucking hit me, I swear to God." Heinz said as you set the phone up in the kitchen.
"He's in the living room, so we're just gonna ... Wait, slam that door." You whispered.
"This one?" Heinz pointed to the pantry.
"Yeah, go to take my maltesers and then I'll yell at you for slamming the door and then blah blah."
"Okay, okay, fuck, I'm shitting myself." Heinz giggled, opening the pantry and then taking your big family bag of maltesers.
"Oi, you're not having them." You called out, "Put them back, they're mine."
"No." Heinz scoffed, slamming the pantry door so hard it echoed through the house.
"Don't go slamming the fucking doors either! Put those maltesers back, they're mine. Get your own."
"Oh, shut up, Reader honestly." Heinz rolled his eyes, "You can fucking do without them!"
"Fuck you!" You shouted. "With your big fuck-off nose!"
"Fuck you too, you slapper!"
"Oi!" Morgan came in, "Don't you fucking talk to her like that."
"Are you taking the piss right now?!" Heinz argued.
"Don't you ever call her that again. I'm not fucking joking, Beano. I understand arguments can happen, but don't ever ever ever call her a slapper."
"Would you prefer uptight little bitch?"
"I'll fuckin' kick you out, Beano, I'm not joking. Say sorry to her right now." Morgan's face went red with rage, "You ever use that word to talk to her again and I'll do your head in then put you on the streets. And put her maltesers back while you're at it."
"Like I said, I think she can do without them." Heinz shrugged.
Morgan's hands found Heinz's chest and shoved him back into the pantry door harshly, "You're being a right fuckin' knobhead, today, mate. Give it a rest. Take that back right now and apologise to her."
"Morgan," You stepped in, putting a hand on his chest, "Morgan, we were just joking. It's a prank, chill out."
"Are you being serious?" He looked at you.
"Yeah." You snorted, "It was a prank to see how you'd react."
"Fuckin' hell, don't ever do that again 'coz I thought we were gonna have to disband the BOV Boys." Morgan stepped back, putting an arm around your shoulders.
"Sorry, lad." Heinz laughed, running a hand over his hair.
"I wasn't joking, though. Don't ever use those words to her."
"Nah, nah, I won't. Promise. It was all part of the joke."
"Yeah, good."
comments:
user1 i did not expect him to get that mad😭
user2 fucking hell take a chill pill ginge
↳ user3 would you rather he let his friends speak to his gf like that??
user4 good reaction from ginge
user5 poor heinz looked like he was gonna shit himself😭😭
↳ heinz_baines i was😭
↳ user6 icl i thought he was gonna punch you
↳ yourusername that's why i stepped in lol i think we all thought the same
user7 ginge went the same colour as his hair
"This is things we've put up our bums." You snorted, "Me, nothing. Morgan,"
You turned the camera on him, "Morgan, can you list things in your streaming room, like, from memory?"
"What for?"
"Just a test."
"Okay, ermmm ..." You started filming, "My PC, my monitor, my keyboard and mouse ... my Manchester flag, y'know that one that hangs in the back—"
"Yep, yep."
"Ermmm ... my LED lights, does that count?"
"Yeah, just anything in your room."
"Okay, erm, my gaming chair, my actual computer, my red bull fridge—"
You snorted.
"Spike's bed— Oh! Spike, sometimes. Only when he's willing to co-operate and piss and shit all up in my space."
You burst out laughing, throwing your head back.
"Alright, I know I'm funny but chill out, love, you'll get some tonight, don't worry."
"Morgan!" You gasped.
"Ew." Heinz muttered as he'd just come into the living room to check on the football scores.
comments:
user1 SPIKE LMFAOOO
angryginge13 ffs i should've known at this pont.
↳ yourusername love you morgan❤️❤️
user2 girl what did you tell him😭😭
bowling42069 just given me an idea, thanks girl xx
↳ yourusername love u hev xx
user3 not heinz walking in😭😭
↳ heinz_baines traumatised but that's not even the worst of it.
↳ user4 oh dear beano have you heard it before
↳ heinz_baines HEARD IT??? I WALKED IN ON IT
↳ user5 i can NOT look at ginge and think he's having a shag every night wtf
↳ nykchazza cuz he looks like a big virgin
↳ angryginge13 and you just look big mate
taysmcr don't be giving hev ideas😭😭😭
"Hiya, today I'm doing a food testing video with my current boyfriend, Morgan. We're ordering from different fast food places and getting things we'd never even think of trying."
Morgan nodded while standing behind you at the kitchen island. He hadn't even realised. You sighed and rolled your eyes.
"So, my current boyfriend, is going to order the food now—"
"Heh, sorry?" Morgan scoffed, leaning in closer, "What did you call me?"
"Morgan."
"No, say that sentence again."
"My current boyfriend is—"
"Ah! What the fuck is that? Who— Current boyfriend?" He spat.
"Yeah. You're my current boyfriend. Boyfriend as of now."
"Am I one of many?"
"Don't be stupid, you literally know I ain't had a boyfriend before you, and you ain't had a girlfriend—"
"Are you planning on having more in the future?"
"No, I don't, but I will if you don't sit down and order our food." You sassed, pointing to the bar stool next to you.
"No. Do that whole intro again. Say 'my boyfriend'."
"You're so melodramatic." You huffed, "Hiya, I'm here with my current boyfriend—"
"Reader!" He shouted.
"What?!" You bobbled your head dramatically.
"Right, now, imagine if I started calling you my current girlfriend. I'd be in the fucking doghouse. Quite frankly, you're taking the piss."
"Frankleh." You mocked his accent.
"You've got the same accent as me!" He shouted, gritting his teeth and getting close to you.
"Yours is stronger. And so's your breath, get out my face." You wafted a hand in front of your nose.
"Oh my God, you're really testing my patience. Watch when you wake up and Spike's taken a shit on your side of the bed."
"If you let him do that, you'll wake up single. Don't fuckin' try it. Now can you order my food please, current boyfriend."
He put his arm around your head and pulled you backwards off the bar stool.
"Morgan!" You screamed as he started burying his knuckle in your scalp, rubbing your hair up to a frizzy mess.
"Take it back!"
Your hand came up, slapping him in the stomach. He let out a loud groan, letting you go. You looked at yourself in the camera view and let out a laugh of shock.
"My hair! Ya bastard!"
Morgan, misjudging the amount of space between you completely, brought his foot up behind him, sending his heel straight between your legs. You let out an exclamation before dropping to the floor, squeezing your thighs together in an attempt to dull the throbbing pain.
Morgan burst out laughing before couching down beside you, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, are you okay? I didn't mean to." His hand cradled the back of your head, caressing your hair, "Reader? I'm sorry."
"I think your heel actually just went up my vagina." You groaned, collapsing onto your side, your head in his lap.
"I'll put something else up there later, darlin'."
"No you won't, not after this. I don't think we're having kids at all. My vagina is damaged."
"Damaged goods," He corrected you, "Which means it's still good."
"Oh, shut up." You rolled your eyes dramatically, reaching for your phone on top of the counter.
comments:
user1 that took a surprising turn
↳ user2 went from a prank to a case
user3 smile guys we're gonna be in the documentary
↳ user4 no, just the daily mail 'famous i'm a celebrity star angryginge caught abusing his girlfriend!!!😱😱😱'
↳ user5 if he's on im a celeb rn how's she posting this???
↳ user6 ... it's probably a draft, mate.
user7 you can totally tell they've been together since they were teenagers , it's adorable
user8 i can see the edits incoming with her with her head in his lap
user9 the way he looked at her when she was in his lap tho!!! so cute xx
heinz_baines this is their foreplay.
↳ yourusername chill out bro, you're just jealous
↳ heinz_baines no, i've got jakey
↳ jakeydavies 🙂🙂🙂
You held your phone u on your chest, pointing it at Morgan as he sat at the end of the bed, scrolling on his phone with one hand and rubbing your foot with the other.
"Morgan?"
"Hm?"
"Can you leave the room so I can put my pjs on?" You asked quietly.
"What's that, sorry?" He raised his eyebrows, putting his phone down to listen to you properly.
"I need to put my pyjamas on, can you ..." You waved your hand, gesturing for him to shoo.
"Why?"
"So I can get changed." You huffed.
"Are ya being serious? I've literally been seeing you naked since we were 18 and— are you alright?" His tone suddenly went very sincere.
"Yeah, I just wanna get changed in private."
"You sure?"
"Yeah." You nodded.
"Alright, love." He grunted as he got up out of bed, patting your foot before making his way to the door.
"I'm joking! I'm joking, it was just a prank." You giggled.
Morgan let out a sigh of relief, "Jesus fuck, you scared the shit out of me. Had me thinking I'd done something wrong or you was feeling upset."
comments:
user1 the way he puts his phone down to have a conversation with her🤧🤧🤧
↳ user2 fr! it's the little things like that that matter
user3 god he's such a green flag
user4 they've been together so long #therealukytparents
↳ user5 how do u know??
↳ user6 go back on his or her ig to when they were in school together, they were a couple in year 11. also he said he's been seeing her naked since they were 18 in this vid lol
user7 girlll u got the automatic foot rubs, you're winning!!
↳ yourusername it's like his second nature by now xx
"Guys, I'm gonna flash Morgan just for the sake of it 'coz he keeps pissing me off recently by streaming all the time and not showing me attention, so ..." You clicked your tongue as you got up out of bed, "Gotta show him what he's been missing out on."
You walked across the landing, and thankfully Heinz wasn't home tonight, so you knocked on the door to Ginge's streaming room.
"Yep? I am streaming, love."
"When are you not." You scoffed, opening the door.
Morgan pulled one of his headphones out, smiling at you, "You okay?"
You shrugged and looked down, what a coincidence that you'd worn a tube top, and reached for it, tugging it down.
He let out a laughing scoff, covering his mouth with his hand, "What's that for?"
You shrugged again, still standing there.
"Fwahhhh ... Chat I might have to cut the stream early." Morgan said.
"Oh, no, that's okay, you can keep streaming." You hummed, tugging your shirt back up and leaving the room.
"Wh— Reader!"
"Can't hear you!" You sang, getting back into bed and giggling to your phone camera, "Mission successful."
comments:
user1 sigh ... he's so lucky
user2 HOW'S HE PICKING STREAMING OVER HER😤😤😤
bowling42069 the camera was the wrong way around
↳ yourusername whoopsies i'll do it the other way just for you xx
↳ bowling42069 teehee xx
user3 she's so LENG
user4 reader please reject me so i can move on
↳ angryginge13 you've been rejected mate
user5 i won't treat you like that baby xx
↳ user6 PLS UR LIKE 10
"I've been seeing this thing where girls wipe their boyfriends kisses, so I thought I'd try it with Morgan to see what his reaction would be. This might fail though because he's a bit oblivious sometimes. I think I'll just pretend to be filming various videos throughout the day so I can catch this on camera."
In the morning, you were pretending to film a 'cook breakfast with me' video, showing the camera all the ingredients.
"Morning." He grumbled, walking in and shoving a shirt over his head, "You're up early."
"I know, woke up before my alarm." You said, cracking an egg into a pan.
Morgan walked up behind you, grabbing your neck from behind and pressing a jokingly rough kiss to your cheek as he did every morning. Subtly, you rose your shoulder up and wiped the kiss away.
He didn't seem to notice, instead going for your lips.
"Ah!" You held a spatula up between you, "Have you brushed your teeth?"
"Yes, what do you take me for? A Victorian child? Obviously I've brushed my teeth, it's 11AM." He sassed, kissing your lips.
You rolled your eyes at him to the camera, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand.
During the mid afternoon, you were sat on the couch, cuddled into him with your back against his side and his arm resting over your shoulder, palm flat on your chest, holding your boob. His lips occasionally came to the crown of your head, mindlessly pecking your hair while he watched the football.
You pulled a face, bringing your hand up and ruffling your hair.
"What you doin'?" He frowned.
"Thought there was something in my hair." You replied.
"Yeah, my kiss. Leave it alone." He said, kissing your head again, only for you to ruffle your hair up again, "What's your problem?"
"Nothing!"
"You confuse me every day, girl, I swear to God." Morgan sighed, turning his attention back to the tellie.
By dinner time, he'd clocked onto the fact you were wiping all of his kisses away and was starting to get really annoyed.
You were showing your Chinese deliveroo to the camera when he came at you, kissing your cheek aggressively.
"Morgan!" You screamed and then laughed, wiping it away.
"Why do you keep doing that?!"
"Doing what?" You shook your head.
He kissed you again, and you wiped it away again.
"That! Wiping my kisses off!"
"I'm not."
"Right, come here."
You stood right in front of him, putting your plate on the kitchen counter. He grabbed your face in his hands and firmly kissed you. You snorted, pursing your lips and rubbing them together. Slowly, your hand travelled up to your lips, fingers cautiously wiping at your lips.
"Oh my bloody fuckin' Christ!" Morgan groaned, stepping away, "If you didn't want any kisses today, you could've just said, instead of wiping them all away."
"I literally have no idea what you're talking about." You shrugged.
He stood there, staring at you with a face like a smacked arse, "Seriously?"
"What?" You bobbled your head dramatically.
"Say sorry, 'coz you're actually getting on my nerves now. What have I done?"
"Nothing—"
"Don't say nothing 'coz you're obviously in a pissy mood and if you want me to leave you alone, just say so." He said, genuinely seeming aggravated.
"Morgan, I was just playing." You sighed deflatedly, pouting as you realised this prank wasn't worth it if his feelings were getting hurt.
"What d'you mean?"
"It was just a prank. It's been trending on TikTok and I wanted to try it. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
"You're actually gonna kill me with all these fuckin' pranks one day, sweetheart, I swear t'God." Morgan huffed, bringing you in for a hug and kissing the top of your head.
"Getting back at you for all the times you make me jump awake for screaming in your office."
comments:
user1 yeah yeah happy for you guys😒
user2 COMMUNICATION GOALS HELLO
user3 see why couldn't my bf be like this.
user4 he's so soft with her even when he's annoyed😕😕
user5 pls how do you put up with her she's so annoying and always messing at in ur face.
↳ angryginge13 fuck off mate honestly.
↳ user5 just telling u how it is🤷♂️🤷♂️
↳ angryginge13 u wouldn't know what you're seeing coz your seeing a one minute clip of our day, not our entire life story. give it a rest
user6 this is the most realistic outcome of this trend, all the other ones seem staged or scripted
↳ user7 totally agree!! either that or the man seems too unbothered for me. like lol girl stand up he doesn't care abt u
↳ user8 frfr! u can see ginge genuinely cares about his relationship with reader and instead of brushing it off/ blowing up on her, he just asks if she needs space.
user9 goals.
"Oh my God, it's that!" You gasped, interrupting him whilst he was reading off the menu for somewhere you were going to order food from.
"What's 'that'? Carbonara?" He frowned, scrolling back up.
"No, I just remembered that earlier, I found out why my boobs are so small." You said.
He looked up at you through his eyelashes, eyebrows furrowed, "Small?"
"Yeah." You nodded.
"Sweetheart, the last thing your tits are, are small. The first thing they are, is perfect. So shut up."
"Small boobs can be perfect too, mine just happen to be—"
"You're literally a D cup, stop coming out with stupid shit. Do you want cheesy garlic bread or not?"
"Yeah." You giggled, clicking the tick and then adding a caption and posting it.
comments:
bowling42069 it's true, you've got big jugs
↳ yourusername thanks hev xx
↳ bowling42069 😘😘😘
user1 didn't know chazza and reader had the same bra size
↳ angryginge13 HAHAHAHAHA
↳ angryginge13 readers are better looking though
↳ user1 oh my god the king replied to me
user2 girl how tf are you a D-cup why is ur body so perfect like IM SO JELLY
↳ yourusername UGH TY ANGEL!! it took a long time to be comfortable in my own body! i fear growing up as a girl is the worst experience of your life but you are so so so beautiful xx
↳ user3 her body isn't perfect tho. have u seen her in low rise jeans? she has a muffin top lmfao. ick.
↳ user4 bold coming from you, you're 14 with a receding hairline already. yikes.
↳ user5 you couldn't bag her anyway
↳ angryginge13 shut the fuck up you dirty little virgin.
↳ shakirakhan16 we got 14 year old boys commenting nasty shit about beautiful, natural bodies now. wtf world
↳ yourusername fun fact, your stomach bloats when you eat food, meaning yes, i would indeed have quite a significant 'muffin top' as you called it, after eating
↳ heinz_baines i hope your ma sees this and caves your head in
user6 how to achieve ginge and mrs ginge relationship standards is my recent search history
↳ bowling42069 it's actually reader and her accessory xx
↳ user7 PREACH QUEEN HEATHER
↳ yourusername beautiful, sexy, stunning heather bowling and ... michael.
↳ taysmcr bro what did i do???
