Came across this scrolling Facebook and oh my God... Jaskier... JASKIERS FACE!! that last line, you know exactly what face he would make saying that to Geralt.
"So what are you then if not human?" Geralt asked slow, eyes narrowed in a way that made Jaskier feel naked and... ohh boy now wasn't that novel because Jask knows he's not shy, he'd gladly walk nude if allowed but... this was different.
"I'm uh... two halves.." He rambled unsure how to explain it because he wasn't a hundred percent sure too. "Two halves dragon."
Geralt raised his brows in disbelief, "Jask that's just a whole dragon..."
A near hysterical laugh escaped his lips at that, oh he said the same thing too. "You'd think so Geralt, YOUD REALLY THINK SO, but alas, my shit-shovelling luck struck the manure motherload cause no. No, two halves of dragon don't make a dragon."
All the hysterical bravado fell away, his shoulders slumped forward as he turned to face the fire. "No, it just makes me... a mistake."















