What it means to be an Anomaly
Once a year, we remember why we're all the same....
We care about each other. We have each other's backs... especially when pushing each other in human bowling. We sing each other's praises... even when love is a battlefield. We feed each other's souls... and kindly share avocados without hoarding them in our drawers.
We make cool shit. From Pictionary works of art, to the walls of the bar, to the posters of our genius on every floor, to brilliant gifs that speak to our hearts in never-ending chains, to well mixed drinks at every Thirsty Thursday.
We give a shit. We give so many shits that we donate to saving gorillas and rhinos. You guys, we bought a zoo; we're basically a rom-com waiting to happen.
Speaking of movies, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole week for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a Pink Rhino... and a Green Gorilla, a Blue Shark, a Yellow Eagle, Red Bear and Orange Tiger.
We're Anomaly. And that's worth celebrating.
No matter who wins, you’re all winners in our eyes. Have a great fucking time tonight, y’all. We earned it.
We're excited to be one again on Monday <3