#anon hc

[usernamesroverrated]

nightmare does five hundred linkedin posts a day and constantly requests meetings that could have been emails

the rest go to the back and get stoned. except cross who vapes (white chocolate caramel swirl flavour) because weed gives him panic attacks

CW : MENTIONED DRUG USE

nah, Nightmare's too old to use any sort of social media /lh (he probably doesn't even know what social media is tbh). but I could totally see him calling meetings for things that could've been a one sentence email. it annoys his gang so much, and Killer has tried multiple times to get Nightmare to use emails, even teaching him how, but Nightmare maintains his old ways.

I don't personally see any of them using drugs often (if at all) but I feel like a few of them would struggle with addiction. like, im pretty sure Dust is canonically an alcoholic, and ofc Nightmare couldn't possibly have that for one of his mortals, so he helps Dust get better slowly. it's currently a work in progress.

it's that way with all of Nightmare's mortals. if he notices that they may be struggling with one thing or another, he would step in without question and more or less force them to quit.

[alolanrain]

I have this headcanon that most parents in pokemon that have pokemon send a pokemon to drop there kid of at school

they also have these vests that are like a mix between a dog harness and a lifejacket for the kids the vests also have a bite tab for the pokemon that drop the kids off for school so they can grab the kid if they wonder on to the road or fall off a ralling or if the kid falls off the pokemon

the bite tab basicly lets the pokemon scruff the kid like a cat does its kitten

would lance put ash in one to get him out of trouble?

this is so cute wtf

[imherongraystairstrash]

I saw this in other blog but I can’t stop thinking, that Kit looked like Gabriel a lot, so everytime he looks in the mirro he would be reminded of his kid, and how he would never find out if Kit when he is his age would look like him still as he will never get there

Omg anon why must you make me cry?!?

[daughterofapollo8]

APOLLO KIDS EITHER GET SUPER AMAZING TANS AND DONT BURN OR THEY NEVER TAN AT ALL

I semi agree with this because I got sunburned last week and then it turned into the most beautiful tan so I kinda got both. But I do like that headcanon

[monomono-headcanon-machine]

Sonia x Gonta: She would help him become a gentleman by teaching him sophisticated mannerisms (and might end up "accidentally" teaching him how to use a weapon).

[never-enough-fanfiction]

One more Joker HC: Will randomly turn up at his gfs place, flick off his hat, put out his cig, and flops on her couch. Will then begin to ramble about his entire day and all his adventures without sparing any detail. An then he’ll look up like “Anyway how was your day? Did Debra apologize for eating your sandwich from the office fridge?”. Yes, this man will remember your comparatively boring work dramas. And he is invested regardless of what your job is.

S/o can lock down all doors and windows and still found him on their couch eating the food they was thinking about all day. Joker not only remember every little drama from thier life but also always ask if they want him to take care of it. "Damn eating sb's lunch is serious crime..." said Joker eating their food as they told him about Debra.

[hardsr]

bro idk but just imagine seulrene as parents of wenjoyri like seulgi doing ""dangerous"" stuff (which is just like,, canoeing) but irene is all protective of "her girls" and has a shit ton of protective gear that is completely unnecessary lol

LMFAOO seulgi would let the kids take off their helmets while irene would somehow manage to put 2 helmets and 3 layers of padding on the kids

[askyaboionicole]

Hc that some oni chose to sand down their tusks to make it easier to pronounce words properly

Valid and technically canon I think since in one of the earliest seasons we see Garm brushing his teeth with a metal filer. That’s more so to keep his teeth sharp, but same action none the less