#anon secrets

[punkrock-bottom]

My secret is that I had to commit forgery to get my professional license

Technically I would have been entitled to it anyway, but the officer who was supposed to sign a specific log for me refused for bullshit reasons and bothering to fight it would have delayed my application and graduation so I just took his personal signature stamp (side note why in the fuck would anyone have a stamp made of their signature) and stamped it myself.

I don't feel guilt or remorse over it, but did indeed have to commit two federal crimes to graduate on time

[irrevocablecondition]

anon secret i absolutely LOVE the mischaracterization of characters in fandom, and i never actually say it because i'm too scared to get murdered

yes i know they're not like that in canon but IT'S FUNNN

as long as its not romanticising abuse or something like that i will fully support a tinkification or a himboification

and it's always funny when people assume i think they're like that in canon, because they're just not on my level enough to understand my amazing humor

so yes bring back old fandom culture even the parts where you mischaracterise everyone because ITS FUN and if you wanna be a hater than just block these people

YOU'RE SO REAL because wdym mischaracterisation?

no. this is a personal insight into how thousands of other people interpreted the same core material. this is a brief moment of time where i can step into someone elses brain and see how they picture things, how they see the world. and you want me to be mad about this? no.

what a privilege and an honour it is to be granted access to their lil words and their lil thoughts, i love it.

do i think this character would do that? absolutely fucking not, not a chance. do i enjoy reading it anyway? absolutely !!!

also mischaracterisation is just a dumb concept in general because half of them only have fanon personalities.

"these are just ocs!!" and i loved it so very much 🙂↕️ i'm here for mischaracterisation and i'm here for the out of pocket takes that make no sense whatsoever 🙂↕️ ✨whimsy✨

tell me an anon secret

[submissivefeminist]

I've been following you for years. Back when you used to do toy reviews, I would purchase my toys based on your reviews. Every toy I've ever owned has been purchased after reading about your experience with it... this only occurred to me this past year? It's sort of odd, I know. But also weirdly hot that all of my toys have been cosigned by the same pretty woman 🥴

Oh my god, that is actually SO cute! I miss reviewing tbh but I have like no motivation to actually do it anymore but this does make me wish I did lol

Thank you so much for reading my reviews and for sticking around all this time! 💕

Anonymously send me a secret 🤫

[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

Be horny 🫡

The mind is willing but the flesh has societal repression. But to clarify you mean on main or in a sideblog?

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

I think you arguably have the widest breadth of knowledge in all of operablr. Given the fact you're also probably the youngest person in operablr, that makes you pretty amazing.

to quote Albert Einstein (and my bio): “I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.”

but really, thank you!!! 🥺

(and I don’t think I’m the youngest person in operablr; I believe that that honor belongs to @madmozarteanfelinefantasy, who IIRC is a couple months younger than me)

[hailhailsatan]

because i never met you irl to me you are like a comfort character that you can come back to when you're feeling down. you're existing in my head like geralt and jaskier do and when i'm feeling sad i go to your tumblr like i would read about the boys. does that make sense?

Hi nonny!

That makes total sense!

I have a house I've been going to in my head for yeaaaaarssssss. Its fully decorated, inside and out in the garden lmao. I am there in my head A LOT.

And I always think this about some of the parasocial relationships I personally have, that, it's not actually them, it's a character of them that you've built from the stuff you've seen. Which I think is what youre sorta saying here too. My whole life isn't really on here, just little snippets, so it's sorta me, but only the bits I like enough to post! 😂

I think it's important too to think about how you give yourself personal words of comfort. I can't do that, at all. And therefor it's easier to think of someone else doing it? You're still getting that job done. You're still feeding that bit of yourself that needs to feel safe. Just a different way!

😊

[sanddollarpoems]

When you changed to match the tablecloth I had a sudden urge to eat a seven course meal while seated at an elongated table, every piece of silverware in place, candelabra upright for the moment. When you took its place on the table I was bombarded instantly by the sound of forks on the floor and the room set afire.

🔥🔥🔥

[holyloved]

I feel embarrassed because I feel like I need Facebook in order to be noticed but it seems like no one notices me anyway. I'm constantly opening and closing my account because I'm bored I guess but it does nothing for me

Ohhhh girl! (Not assuming gender it’s just something I say sometimes) I FEEL YA on this one. For the past few months I’ve been struggling with “should I keep fb and instagram or not?” Constantly going from being on it and deleting the app etc. I definitely know what it’s like to want to be noticed like that. It feels good when people “like” or say nice comments on things I do/post.. but it’s definitely not worth it in the long run. If it’s really getting to you I suggest deleting it. I deleted mine (not deactivated but signed out and deleted from my phone etc) the entirety of 2018 and do you know what happened? I took less selfies (and I created this blog ;) )! Not only that but it did feel really good to be away from all the drama. I made this blog for that reason.. to have a place where I could see Jesus and not the negativity of this world.

Remember that what people say/think about you isn’t important.. what God does is.

-K ❤️