#anon.msgr

[welcometoarea77]

hey g, those buttons sure do look like they want to be pushed...

[Video: Grian silently turns to look at Scar.]

No. No, Grian, no.

[Video: Grian turns back to the camera.]

My babysitter says no.

[welcometoarea77]

Mayhap there are timeline shenanigans afoot greater than merely the travel, as the moon incident of season 8 is not something a man would forget without consequences to his greater memory..

Okay, seriously, what happened with the moon? I’m getting concerned now…

[welcometoarea77]

What about Joe? could you ask him for help? i know he was around the area for the roller-coaster and he doesn't seem like someone who would snitch to Xisuma

[Video: Scar waves his hand around vaguely.]

See, Joe has this... effect, on redstone. He’s just as likely to make the Infinity Portal explode than recover Doc. He probably wouldn’t snitch, but everything breaking is not what I need right now. Would be interesting to study, at some point, maybe... but that’s for after all of this.

[welcometoarea77]

…Who are you?

[Video: Scar seems surprised.]

O-oh, that’s right, I didn’t really introduce myself. I’m Scar, Scar GoodTimes, of the Hermitcraft server. I’m a builder, Disney fanatic, and proud cat owner- oh man, I should really check on Jellie, make sure she’s not getting into trouble.

Maybe’s that’s why Doc’s missing. Finally stopped pretending to not be scared of Jellie. Ha, ha.

[Audio: Scar sighs.]

Doc and I research aliens, and other dangerous things. We keep them here in Area 77 to study them and make sure they can’t hurt the rest of the Hermits. It’s a very important job, and it’s even more important that nobody knows we’re doing it.

[Video: Scar rubs his temple.]

“Who are you” is a pretty profound question, you know. I guess the real answer is, just a vex who found his way in the world. And is now regretting a lot of decisions and hoping that his creeper friend isn’t dead in another dimension.

[welcometoarea77]

Hang on, you have a missing friend too? Are you absolutely certain this missing friend has nothing to do with whatever is going on here? How long have they been missing?

I… don’t know. I was sure before, and I’m not now. Nobody’s seen Martyn since the end of Last Life, and I thought it was just because he doesn’t really have a homeworld to return to. So I assumed he was just out there somewhere without access to an interplanetary communicator. Which is annoying, but it happens.

And now Doc’s missing and I’m not so sure.

[welcometoarea77]

unlike a lot of us i agree you shouldn’t do anything too rash… obviously yourself, at least. but like, if you can’t go back through the infinity portal… why not try tying a rope to scar, tying that rope to something here in the room with you, and then shoving scar through? he could figure out what’s on the other side (conveniently not giving away your presence again), but the rope would be there so you could yank him out again after a few minutes.

…that would haveta work, right?

If the rope stayed intact… yes, that might be a possibility. I’d have to enchant it or something, just to make sure…

[welcometoarea77]

scar have you tried using charmspeak on the portal

i see no way that could possibly go wrong and i think you should totally do it

maybe eat some cake first for the extra punch

just really go all-in y'know

You want me to… charm… a… portal?

[Audio: Scar laughs.]

You know, when I said it had emotions, I didn’t mean it was really alive-

[Video: Grian shrugs.]

Could be worth a shot. Charmspeak the portal into taking us to Doc.

…maybe.

[welcometoarea77]

I mean... Did Mumbo stole your soul? Autocorect are annoying, especially when they switch between languages randomly.

Oh! I got you. Uh, well, kind of? He didn’t really steal my soul, I let him think he did, though. He actually just crushed some magic out of me and that was enough to change him back.

Still have no idea how he managed to turn himself into a pig.