Somehow, charming the portal sounds like both the best and worst idea possible... Don't do it too well, Scar, or you might accidentally give a sentient portal a crush. And that would be very awkward, on all accounts. 🌱
…oh, now that’s a hilarious thought-
I don’t want the portal to have a crush on me!
Well, hey, then it’s more likely to take you to Doc, right?
…yes, but- oh, yes, okay, that makes sense. You know the portal isn’t actually sentient, though-
How can you be sure?
…I am going to have nightmares about this…












