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jasper told me “you can always just make hcs for the beta au” and now my power has gone out of control, part 5/???
~*~ Beta Maerin!
•yuuki sees small yuri who is constantly abt to loose it bc he's terrified and goes "oh someone i need to protect???"
•he's vv good at helping yuri confront his fear of girls!
•but,,, he does definitely set yuri back a bit due to yuukis issues with sora. whoops
•"haha babe i know how much u love space so uh. look at who i met on the street today who wanted to come say hi to a prodigy like u" - yuuki, about to introduce a world famous astronaut to yuri
•yuri goes to yuukis house one time and just "wow! never coming here again! this sucks!"
•he feels,, so bad bc he feels like he's being rude?
•but yuuki is just like "yea lmao this sucks dw u never have to come back here with me again" and yuri is vv relieved
•yuri has to go to some stupid fancy party, and invites yuuki bc he can
•if so much as one girl makes yuri slightly uncomfortable, yuuki will roundhouse her ass
•he doesn't have anything to gain from staying diplomatic!!! now people know not to fuck with yuri + yuri feels safer
•yuris parents are about to scream though. they don't like yuuki
•all of the house workers love him though! he never causes issues and should anything go wrong, he'll pin the accident on himself so no one gets fired
•yuukis mom has no real thoughts on yuri, but she doesn't mind him! i think...
•anyways! yuuki loves his bf a lot! he ends up getting closer with the rest of smart gang as a result, which is nice
•yuuki: brb i'm gonna go commit minor felonies
yuri: babe??? hello????? no????
•yuuki ur bf is confused and concerned. pls stop. calm down
•yuri is all talking about how nice and perfect his room is, how his bed has smooth and soft sheets, etc
•.5 seconds later, yuuki has tracked dirt in, kicked off his shoes and collapsed on yuris bed, leaving behind bloodstains.
•yuri just sighs, makes a note to wash the sheets (for the third time this week) before grabbing a blanket and laying down next to yuuki
•even when yuri grows tall, yuuki still calls him short
•yes yuri is much taller than yuuki and can essentially use his head as a armrest
•yuuki still refers to him as "my tiny bf"
•needless to say, people who hear abt yuri from yuuki before seeing him are very thrown off
•yuri would like to have one nice picnic pls. pls yuuki stop going off to fight 14 year olds. yuuki. pls
•yuri: babe!!! let's take a picture to commemorate this lovely moment!
•yuuki: >:( fiiine
•yuuki comes out very blurry in 99% of their pictures. yuri is confused
•every now and then yuuki will do his best to not be blurry, just so yuri can have a good picture
•yuri: oh damn i'm so upset we didn't get any good pictures :/
•yuuki, waiting to show him the 100 good pictures he got: oh i'm sorry babe :(
{Talk about how you all got here}
Maeda - Uh..
Maeda - Does anyone remember anything odd happening to them on the way here?
Iranami - ...On the way to the trial?
Maeda - Oh! No, I meant on the way to Hopes Peak.
Uehara - Not really, everything seemed normal... why?
Yamaguchi - Yeah, how come you’re asking about that now?
Mekaru - Maybe we should bring this up at a meeting, but probably not here.
Taira - We should focus on solving this case, don’t you know? We can’t go on ‘til this is done.
Maeda - R-right...
~*~
Maeda, narrating - Why’d I say that!
Maeda - Ugh...
{Bring up the Pills}
ah thank you! can we talk to the maid, surgeon, priest, and lawyer please? please i need to see my son tsurugi
Note: ??? I guess autocorrect screwed me over... or something? But for some reason, surgeon is placed here despite being introduced earlier, and the inventor is nowhere to be found.. so introducing! maid, inventor, priest and lawyer!
Maeda, narrating - Okay, how did this group happen?
Maeda - I think the maid and priest are just chatting, which they’re prone to doing.
Maeda - Maid probably dragged along inventor, and lawyer’s just rambling on.
Maeda - Time to see if my theory is right, I guess.
~*~
Kurokawa - Maeda! Hey!
Kisaragi - ...Good job on your game today...
Maeda - Hi Kurokawa! And thank you, Kisaragi!
Maeda - Otori, Kobashikawa, how are you both?
Kobashikawa - I’m good! It was fun taking a break to watch you play...
Otori - Do you just never take a break?!
Otori - And I’m good- what about you? Have you at least taken a chance to rest?
Maeda - I napped on the way back, if that counts!
Maeda - Tsu was right for going to shower, if I’m being honest.
Maeda - But yeah, Kobashikawa, you should rest more...
Kisaragi - ...“There is nothing better than that all should enjoy their work, for that is their lot.” Ecclisastes, 3:22.
Character Unlocked - Kisaragi Yamato, Super High School Level Priest
Kisaragi - But even if you enjoy your work, you shouldn’t do it all the time, and this is just one religions point of view...
Kobashikawa - You all worry too much, I’m fine, I’m fine~ The work I do isn’t anything I mind, and someone has to do it.
Character Unlocked - Kobashikawa Haruhiko, Super High School Level Maid
Kurokawa - What if we had robots to do all the cooking, cleaning and everything, for the people who don’t like to or don’t have the time?
Kurokawa - That’d be super cool!
Maeda - Cue the robot uprising...
Kurokawa - But what if they weren’t sentinent?
Kobashikawa - What if they gained sentinince...
Otori - None of you know anything about building anything...
Kurokawa - But it’s fun to think about!
Kurokawa - Don’t spoil our stupidity with your knowledge!
Character Unlocked - Otori Teruya, Super High School Level Inventor
Kisaragi - ...Odd for a Super High Schooler to call herself stupid...
Kurokawa - My ability to recite law does not mean I’m smart! Not a fan of the implication that I have a brain, Kisaragi!
Character Unlocked - Kurokawa Mikako, Super High School Level Lawyer
Kisaragi - Your talent is more academic based than others here though?
Kobashikawa - While I don’t disagree with Kisaragi, it’s worth pointing out that the degree to which your talent is academic based doesn’t equal intelligence.
Otori - Why are we debating this...
~*~
Maeda, narrating - I used the ensuing chaos as a chance to escape.
Maeda - Now what should I do...
Maeda - Snack some more?
Maeda - Go talk with people?
Maeda - I should shower and sleep soo-
??? - Maeda!
??? - Maeda! Maeda! Maeda Maeda! Hi!
Maeda - H-huh?!
~*~
Maeda, narrating - So sudden...
Maeda - And so loud!
{Speak with ???}
jasper told me “you can always just make hcs for the beta au” and now my power has gone out of control, part 7/???
~*~ Beta Hashimuri
•syobai is more stressed than he's ever been. he loves nikei so much but what does he mean he spent 3 hours hiding from hitmen. what the fuck
•power couple??? oh my god?????
•rich people beware - nikei will expose u for alllll the shit you've pulled, and oh u need a drink to comfort u? syobais here, and hes also got a contract for u to sign... you are now broke and in disgrace. good job
•everyone is either jealous of them or they're lying to themselves
•in public they're like. sleek, powerful and confident. just got tons of money that they spent buying gifts for each other and donating to causes they care about
•the second they're back in the dorms? time to cuddle and watch cartoons while eating cereal for dinner
•nikei: oh remember that couple u made business with a few weeks back? ahaha turns out they were involved in a international drug ring and i just posted a article abt it, go check it out!
syobai: woah good job finding that out!!
nikei: yeah! i mean they tried to kill me, i think i almost got poisoned, but hey, i should be safe now!
syobai: ...i love you, but what the fuck?
•as always, beta syobai wants to take his partner swimming!! yay!
•where's nikei. where the fuck is nikei. did he drown?? hello???
•syobai starts panicking and is abt to dive down incase smthn happened but the next thing he knows, he's been pulled under water, by a happy nikei who swam down to see if he could scare syobai
•he did! but syobai definitely gets him back
•pool dates end up very common for them
•okay so nikeis favorite things is grabbing syobais hand/arm, he likes getting to hold smthn and it's just generally smthn physically close that let's them still do things
•syobai is always a big cuddler, but he just likes being able to nuzzle into nikei/vice versa. like if nikeis on his lap and he can just hide his face in nikeis neck? that's his shit right there
•they spend too much time recreating couples photos
•there's tons of cute, sweet things they recreate!
•but then there's also them recreating memes, feat. nikei staring lovingly at syobai from the floor, syobai lifting nikei up by pinning him against the wall, nikei straddling syobai and doing his makeup, etc etc
•syobai like. is going to some sort of fancy dinner party to try and get some new connections and he invites nikei and nikei is immediately so hyped
•first off, he gets a chance for tons of new stories! a insider view of a exclusive party!
•second, syobai is letting him work out their outfits for the event feat. nikei gets to mess with syobais hair
•and best (if u ask nikei)? he's hyped to be syobais trophy bf
•oh!!! nikei 🤝 syobai: hair stimming!! they are messing with their hair solidarity
•when the mentioned in yuukei hcs scenario of "nikei spends all his money on other people and ends up stranded miles from the school" inevitably happens, syobai shows up a short bit later and takes nikei out on a date before paying for a cab back
•!!! they get together bc they're both like. mom friends who are just trying to care for their classmates
•syobai actually genuinely takes a interest in nikeis health/safety and nikei almost cries bc now he feels bad abt always running on two hours of sleep
•nikei like. actually ends up going to bed at a decent time, he has work to do in the morning but everything is under control, and,,, he gets hit with a extreme wave of the mental health issues that we see in the actual gameplay
•so! of course, syobai stays with him, just to try and get him focused on smthn else so he exhausts himself - it doesn't work
•nikei starts to cry bc fuck it's getting late and syobai is probably upset with him
•cue their first cuddle session, and when nikei has stopped crying, their first kiss
•nikei ends up sleeping very well, with syobai following him shortly after
•no ones surprised!!! the vibes were there, it was just a matter of time
• once again - power couple???
• theyre there to support each others interests, comfort one another, and destroy rich people together
jasper told me “you can always just make hcs for the beta au” and now my power has gone out of control, part 4/??? aka: asher requested these this time
~*~ Beta Yuukei!
•please read the little fic thing i wrote. the yuukei is strong with this one (unintentionally) •openly feral and unhinged x secretly feral and unhinged •nikei has,, many targets on his back due to his work as a journalist, but yuuki is vv sure to keep nikei safe,,, sure would be a shame if the person trying to place a bomb near nikeis dorm room accidentally detonated the bomb,, •that doesn't happen, they just get caught before they can rig nikeis dorm. how lucky :) •they don't really know how they got together??? •one moment they were off working on a project in the library, the next, the librarian was yelling at them for pda •nikei: yeah my jacket is pretty thin, so i'm always pretty cold, but it's whatever, i'm used to it :') yuuki, constantly wearing 100 jackets: i swear to god, you are so dumb *takes off a jacket and gives it to nikei* just buy another fucking coat???? •yeah 90% of their relationship is just things like that •nikei calls yuuki explaining he may be a bit late coming back today because he spent all of his money making sure someone else could get home safe so now he has to walk back. as soon as yuuki saw nikei calling him, he was already on his way to go help •mikado said that them getting together was less likely than water catching fire •for their first date, yuuki somehow got water to catch on fire. mikado refuses to talk about this. •they both have. terrible self care skills, and are constantly trying to get the other to be safer while neglecting themselves •asmr yuuki and nikei bump into each other at 3 am, both returning to the dorms after getting into slightly bastardly shenanigans •it's such a reoccurring thing that they're now used to just. heading to nikeis dorm to get any bandaids/painkillers that may be needed before flopping down into nikeis bed •yuukis 500 siblings all adore nikei so much •like, yuuki goes to pick up some of his younger siblings from school and they just go "hi yuuki" before running straight into nikei and hugging him •yuuki jokes that nikei is a better big brother than him, and is very offended when his siblings start calling for nikei to become their new bro •nikei: oh well if u want me as ur big bro i guess yuuki will just have to marry me yuuki: what nikei: what? •for anniversaries, nikei goes. all out •he has a 30000 page document of all his favorite moment with yuuki since the last time they celebrated, he's sure yuuki feels like a king, etc etc •yuuki gives him a ring pop. he's happy enough to cry •nikei: this is my bf, yuuki. he is very angy and very aggressive. i'm pretty sure there's bloodstains on everything he wears. he is very sweet and i love him a lot •yuuki: this is my bf, nikei. he is very kind and helpful. i'm pretty sure he can't go 5 minutes without almost dying bc of how reckless he is. he is very sweet and i love him a lot. •bleh i'm trying to keep from spoilers •nikei usually wakes up before yuuki, so yuuki wakes up to nikei, already dressed, perfectly ready to go, all "good morning darling!" •"why the fuck are u up so early. how did u do eyeliner that well at 5 am. what the fuck" •there is. one time when nikei falls asleep first and yuuki just kinda. takes his alarm clock and turns it off •cue yuuki waking up first and hes vv hyped?? bc now he can uno reverse nikei! he can be all awake and ready first!! •if i write anything else on this subject i'm gonna expose myself as someone with homosexual thoughts so moving on •yuuki: i was walking along the road and i kept seeing flowers that seemed nice so here, for u! •it's just a handful of random flowers. there's bugs on 70% of them. nikei treasures them •the class is,, moderately surprised? •sora mourns the "loss of nikei to yuuki" and questions how yuuki tricked him into a relationship •shinji just hopes this means that yuuki will leave him alone now in favor of nikei. it doesn't mean that.
•hajime: hey nikei could you help me wi...
nikei: *cuddled up to yuuki and crying bc hes drained after three weeks of no sleep*
yuuki: do u need smthn?? bitch?
jasper told me "you could always just make hcs for the beta au" and now my power has gone out of control, part 1/???
~*~ Otohiko hcs!
•y'all ive thought abt them so much how come i'm suddenly brain dead
•everyone knows they're dating except teruya, who vehemently denies it
•tsurugi: hey so i was wondering if u two maybe wanted to go on a double date with me an-
teruya: haha that's a nice offer but haru and i aren't together
haru, sitting in teruyas lap: h.
•non-despair: teruya runs the student store. haru is constantly jet lagged. cue haru getting free coffee + a place to nap
•fr tho if haru is ever tired bc he spent the weekend flying around, teruya is 10/10 there for him. in a bro way though. bro.
•asmr teruya and haru quietly sit in the corner and talk shit abt everyone via sign language
•so. haru of course has his signs for everyone's names, right?
•one day he uses one that teruya hasn't seen before and so teruya is vv confused bc who??? is that????
•haru explains that he's changing teruyas sign to that one, and teruya just goes abt his day - only later realizing that it uses the sign for "i love you"
•harus mom,, loves teruya so much
•she sends him home with tons of home made meals and he definitely cries
•teruyas dad likes haru!!! he's very good his son has such a nice friend :)
•one day he'll catch on. maybe.
•haru is much bigger on pda! teruya says it's just a bro thing. it's not just a bro thing.
•teruya is. pretty unused to harus voice bc when he is comfortable using it, he still prefers not to, so he doesn't hear it much, right?
•so every now and then haru will use this to scare the shit out of teruya who'll just sit there absolutely terrified, wondering who's calling to him until he goes "-holy shit is it fucking haru again????"
•cue teruya angrily going to make haru smthn for his throat bc
•"how dare u!! u don't use ur vocal chords enough but u just had to go and strain them to scare me. how rude of u. and now i have to go and help make sure u don't get a sore throat, jerk."
•haru has a social media account on almost every platform where he just posts pictures/videos of teruya
•sometimes they're really cute!! rare videos of teruya being happy/excited, pictures of teruya that look hella good, etc!
•and sometimes its videos of the aforementioned scaring teruya attempts, or pictures taken of teruya drooling in his sleep.
•rip teruya
•teruya will be standing around, just trying to make himself his 27th cup of coffee of the day and then. bam! there's haru, who somehow squeezed in between teruya and the counter and is now giving his bf a kiss
•or he'll sneak up behind teruya and just rest his head on his shoulder and wrap his arms around his waist
•teruya is vv happy for the affection but how the fuck did haru just. creep up on him like that
•teruya will have like. products that almost sold out, but just one or two didn't quite make it, and it doesn't seem like they'll sell
•so what he does is he'll just take them to haru and then happily watch his bf tinker with whatever it is
•!!! he also is sure that whenever he gets like. new journals, pens, that kinda thing, he picks out smthn he thinks haru will like and brings it to him
•both lads are prone to just. passing out together whenever they can
•fr tho they're together so often?? they're vv in sync
•wake up together, haru will pass teruya his jacket, or teruya will toss harus jewelry at him, then it's off to get coffee, then sit down together and wait for class to start
•go throughout their day, walking each other to classes they don't have together, studying/doing homework after school is done, and eventually crawling into bed with some show on and falling asleep
•best bromance that ever was <3 /j
(Is it too early to ask for Kisaragi hcs for your au?)
no, not too early, but! these are short to try and keep from any spoilers!!!
~*~
•weekly fire drills bc yamato was messing with smthn in class and accidentally made it catch on fire
•have u ever like. just been absentmindedly doing smthn and then u realize ur brain did what it's used to doing when u were just vibing and not trying to accomplish anything? like draw a picture when u were just tapping ur pencil, that kinda thing?
•yea yamato does that but with machines
•teacher: mr kisaragi pls put the small robot away
yamato, who last he knew, was bending a pipe cleaner: what the fUCK HAPPENED
•haru is lowkey like. desperate to talk with yamato so they can have some building/inventing time together but never really worked up the courage to ask
•similarily, yamato wanted to ask haru if he could look at harus designing notebook but was too shy,,,
•once hid under the teachers desk to tinker on smthn in peace - had to stay there for all of class when they sat down without noticing him
•mikako almost cried laughing at him
•wants to create some sort of machine that'll help him feel more rested
•mikako: a bed
yamato: unrealistic. blocked
•he totally sleeps with a teddy bear. he loves it and u cannot shame him for that
•5x more chatty when talking online for some reason?
•like if u try and hold a verbal convo with him it will probably not be very fulfilling
•but u text him? u guys can have a convo going for hours
•speaking of - you guys can go three years and hardly talk at all
•then at graduation he'll show up with some incredibly personalized, handmade gift for u, complete with a letter talking abt all of ur good traits