Mar 2, 2024
The fairy definitely did not expect the walrus.
(And Artemis is just in a mood.)
seen from Yemen
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The fairy definitely did not expect the walrus.
(And Artemis is just in a mood.)
A moment of silly...
...overthinking, as regards Door's red flag/green flag rankings. Highly minor spoilers for the latest H:TP audio log.
Blair being accredited a green flag for carrying 36 burgers is a gag, of course, but when you think about it- it does make sense. From a human perspective: it's an incredibly absurd and cumbersome thing to do. You'll have your hands full, literally, and there's no chance of avoiding notice while you're doing it. Nobody trying to be sneaky, or prepared for a fight at moment's notice, would carry thirty-six burgers.
On the supernatural side, really, it's just a matter of sense. In the wide WoD bestiary, what monster needs to eat, can eat burgers, would eat burgers, would buy burgers, and, lastly, would go to the trouble of legitimately buying thirty-six of them at once? (From O'Tolley's, of all places.) The only creature that would engage in such absolute ludicrousness is good old homo sapiens.
Door may, as an American, simply feel kinship to all burger-eaters the world over- but there really is good reason to say that somebody carrying thirty-six burgers is a point on the board in their favor in terms of suspicion. Nobody up to any clever ruse would do something so brazenly bizarre.
Wasting Time
Jazz and Danny have a pointless conversation with the local police force.
The Fenton siblings sit in an interrogation room facing a mirror. No doubt a two way glass with someone watching them.
The clock above the single door ticks into the quiet stillness of the room.
Marking the passage of the time.
Seconds to minutes, coming up on an hour.
Jazz stares into the middle distance, leaning casually on the table before them. Danny tipped precariously on the back legs of his chair, he makes a show of sleeping as the chair rocks with his breathing.
The door to the room opens for a pair of police officers to enter.
“Hey, wake up,” the first officer, a burly bear of a man snaps, stomping forward to slam a hand on the table.
Jazz rolls her head to turn her attention to the officer that hangs back.
Danny yawns, stretching his arms over his head. His sharp canines glint in the overhead fluorescents.
“I said-”
“Wake up,” Danny drawls, cutting him off, leaning forward for the chair to hit the floor with a loud bang of metal on tile. “Heard you the first time.”
“This is not a -”
“Sorry, can we skip the intimidation tactics,” he bites back another yawn. “I have a test I need to study for.”
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