#answer my riddles

[zubin-bus]

What’s wrong? YoU seem distressed. Lay down here a while, relish their wisdom.

[the-real-save-point]

chat what food/food ingredients do you associate us with (and why)

this can go for us collectively or me specifically (Sire, previously known as save, previously known as chuck)

[timaeustexugo]

timaeustexugofg

That's not my handle, actually. Unfortunately I rejected any and all attempts by HalGPT at keysmash. You see, my handle is a perfectly concocted string of letters to perfectly represent my mental state, at any given time. You see, timaeus represents how I will never, and can never, and have never managed, to escape myself, me, I, and my own self. It is the chain all Dirks must carry, the ghost in our shell, the bee in our bonnet. Texugo, however, is it's own beast entirety. See, a man must always wear his suit and tie. His tux, if you will, man. You tux and you go, dude. Gotta be proper and shit. Don't wanna get caught lacking. You don't wanna know what happens if you get caught lacking. I hear the lumberer gets you. Oh man, you don't wanna know the lumberer. Oh the horrors dude. Seriously. The horrors. He gets you, dude. He gets you got style.

You tux and go. You've gotta have that shit on demand bro. Lest the lumberer.

The texugo, see, is a deploy-able tux. Of my own creation. It is highly customizable and available at my website www.dirk.com.net.

Do not click on that click. It has viruses. They will download porn to your computer. So much porn. So much weird, weird texugo puppet porn. You don't wanna see that shit dude. I'm telling you now. I'm warning you. Heed that shit. Heed me, bro. I'm haunting your narrative, bro.

Anyway. The texugo costs approximately five hundred thousand "Russian" Klubecks. You've gotta pay my fucking toll, dude. I'm a troll under the bridge and you've gotta answer my riddles thre

[ph0neguyl0ver]

you gotta be able to translate and decipher my various references, vocal stims, and unfunny wordplay to unlock me as a selectable party member

[scrymnstrs13]

“When they dig up your body they’ll know you’re *insert gender here*”

Wrong. My tomb will be filled with puzzles and boobytraps, no one will be getting to my body.

[deconstructivesurgery]

recent post has made me think about the fact that i haven't given myself a proper laptop background yet. SO. multi-fandom battle for my display space GO

what franchise should i grab a computer background from

Borderlands

Fallout

The Elder Scrolls

Baldur's Gate 3

Batman

Spin a wheel to pick one of my favourite horror movies and make that the BG

Hannibal

Something else (put it in the tags PLEASE)

Voting ended onMar 22, 2024

[dreamsandwakingthoughts]

What color is the dress?

white and gold

blue and black

other (write in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[inferno427]

Riddles

What was two characters wide,

used to have six letters,

and was after in a mirror?