Dreams and Waking Thoughts

She/Her, Idk ,ask me for book or fic recs, if you wanna?

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[pencilcomics]

[gracerockyyes]

Curses, foiled again!

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[echointhewindwind]

Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The dog knows more about how the universe works than anybody else on your planet. The dog understands how relativity works and how the universe began. The dog has access to complex machines that can store and process massive amounts of information, launching your society into a new age of scientific and technological advancement.

You later find out that these machines were originally invented because the dog's species has a memory like a sieve and struggles with primary school level maths.

[mobius-m-mobius]

#i miss this (insp)

[mumblesplash]

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

[al-gatone]

[gwendeeagain]

ao3 does in fact have a reccomendations tab and it's called going to your favorite author's bookmarks list

[fortitudinis]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

[pettyartist]

Same, kid

[manny-jacinto]

HAROLD PERRINEAU as Mercutio | ROMEO + JULIET

[depsidase]

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[clawsfangs]

i feel like men everywhere could learn from kakashi aka the sexiest bitch on this planet. cover ur face, be thotty, and have massive amounts of swag . that is the only way to make somebody fall in love with u. kakashi if ur out there

[crim-bat]

I’m not sorry

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite Star Wars post

[slowheart]

anyone else think about the sigourney weaver snake venom nail polish scene from holes literally all the goddamn time