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Chapter 5 secret boss fr

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Behold: The Greg Mural

Sixty Gregs of my own making, each in a different style, procured for YOUR pleasurable viewing experience!!! All of this, now available for viewing RIGHT HERE on tumblr.com for a mere $0.00 dollars 😎

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Here, have a vampire Greg to ease your trouble!

Happy Halloween!

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POV: You are About To Die

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Oh my god anti-greg you are such an icon, how do you feel about Honda civics?

Hmm... well, as a person I feel rather neutral towards Honda Civics. Perfectly fine cars in my opinion, not much that stands out in particular.

HOWEVER, as a Ratatoing enthusiast, I must say that they are rather appalling. Just..

Look here. You see how small Greg is compared to the rest of the car? A complete travesty, in my opinion. How is he supposed to reach the steering wheel? The gear shift? The pedals?

Clearly, the Honda Civic is NOT designed with rats in mind, and for this I am truly disappointed. If the company behind this most abysmal of cars truly wished to improve their product, the least they could do is implement some additional rat-centric features into their vehicles. A mousehole embedded in the doors, or a tiny rat-sized stepladder to reach the wheel, perhaps. Maybe even a complementary cheese wheel, if the budget allows? These ideas surely can't be that hard to implement, so I can't imagine how they've managed for so long without at least considering them.

Regardless, I believe that the current state of the Honda Civic is very much unappealing to their most important yet least valued consumer demographic (rats), and that by altering the design to better appeal to small residents, both the sales and the artistic/cultural value of the Honda Civic would be vastly improved.

And thus concludes my thoughts on the Honda Civic. I hope this was sufficient to answer your query, and I wish you a good day.

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Greg Ratatoing, now in 4K Ultra HD

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a DVD-exclusive Greg. He runs away in terror, yet from what he flees, we can only hope to speculate

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Ratatoing Fact (CW: rat tits)

Throughout Marcell's restaurant, there are several copies of actual paintings lining the walls. However, the animators clearly could not bring themselves to put actual human faces in this rat-themed restaurant, and so they made the brilliant creative decision to redraw the paintings themselves, but with rats.

This series of events led to the creation of this stunningly beautiful artwork, which I lovingly refer to as Rat Mona Lisa:

Why did they give her bigger tits? Is her nose red for a lore reason? What does she have to be so smug about?

These questions and more have plagued me for years, and though 'tisn't likely that they will be answered within our lifetimes, I hope that someday, humanity will finally come together to discover the true intent behind this magnificent piece of art.