#antiplaychoices

[sarcasticace]

It’s like they’re not even trying to say they’re any different.

[sarcasticace]

“Pregnant with unsaid words”. Is the car expecting twins? Triplets?

[sarcasticace]

Me at PB when they do literally anything:

[sarcasticace]

They added CEO as a category (when did this happen?). Honestly, I think I’m more surprised they didn’t just simplify it to just “boss” and throw in Open Heart and RCD.

[sarcasticace]

It’s wild to me how people think PB rewriting to remove Raf’s death somehow ruined OPH 2 onwards like... you clowns, you fools, you buffoons. First off, Raf’s death has nothing to to with the continuing quality of the book or lack thereof. It’s funny, really, because the problem is actually with Ethan fucking Ramsey and all the copy/paste characters like him. This is Bucket Harringtoad all over again, don’t you see? The writers know a large fraction of the players are suckers for Ethan content, but PB is so obsessed with chasing that, they leave the rest of the book to suffer. The plot, the side characters, the alternate LIs. 

“if yall just let them tell the story they originally wanted in the first place”

PB has some of you right where they want you and you don’t even know it. This has nothing to do with Raf. They don’t listen to players. They look at numbers. They see the rude/obsessive cover boy doing well and try everything they can to recapture that “magic” without taking criticism or learning from past mistakes or even understand why some players are unhappy. So the problems keep getting bigger and more obvious that even Ramseynators notice something is off. But you blame it on one fictional character instead of the writers who, you know, wrote the stupid book in the first place. 

Choices history is repeating itself. 

[sarcasticace]

I think I have SO MANY choices opinions that most of the fandom would get mad at me for, but I’d just be sitting here like...

[sarcasticace]

Me when I learn Slow Burn reuses Mira’s character model as a random nobody because PB is cheap