#any au

[ladykissingfish]

Obito: Kakashi ... you know I respect you, right? Kakashi: Yeah? Obito: And you know that I love you? Kakashi: I do. Obito: Okay, so, saying this completely out of love and respect ... you can't be in the Akatsuki anymore. Kakashi: What? Why?? Obito: *taking hold of Kakashi's hands* Love of my life, apple of my good eye, strength of my heart. You make an absolutely terrible criminal. Kakashi: I do not! Did I or did I not help you organize and pull off that massive bank robbery last month?! Obito: Yes, but -- Sasori: You gave half of the money back a week later, in an anonymous envelope because you "felt bad" about it. Deidara: You also refused to let me blow the place up until you'd "safely evacuated" every single person, hm. Where's the fun in blowing up an empty building?? Hidan: Mother-fucker wouldn't even let me do a sacrifice ritual because he said the guy was "too young". Since when has age ever been a factor for Lord Jashin?? Obito, to Kakashi: My dear, I've worked hard to build up this organization. It has a reputation to uphold. I have a reputation, as a ruthless boss, to uphold. Now we can still date, but this, this situation, isn't working out. Kakashi: I can't believe this! I threw away everything just to be by your side, and now you're telling me I have to go because I'm not "bad" enough for you?? This is appalling! Obito: Bakashi ... Kakashi: And what do you mean, you're a ruthless boss? You have literally an entire room full of kittens! Obito: THAT I STOLE! Kakashi: THAT YOU ADOPTED! I WAS WITH YOU WHEN YOU SIGNED THE PAPERS! Obito: If I didn't adopt them, I wouldn't have gotten that discount on the health insurance! Kakashi: What does a big, bad criminal need animal health insurance for?! Obito: MR. MITTENS HAS A HEART CONDITION, ASSHOLE! Everyone Else:

[lariia]

Ppl, y'know? Someone should draw Bendy doing that one bird dance

[i-am-a-living-god]

You know what, anyone who reads this has to tell me about one of their aus

[porceline]

Hope u get well soon :D

Request for our human boi Orion

Could we have a scenario of trying to reach Orion how do dance? Like slow ballroom ish, dancing to a slow Sinatra song or something oldish

Thank u and take care of:)

Sway with me

Pairing:

Optimus Prime/Orion Pax X gn!reader

Summary:

You had offered to teach Orion a traditional human dance. He accepted immediately.

Word count: 479 (wow that's not a lot)

A/N: i didn't know which universe you wanted this in so I left it anonymous, but this idea was too cute to ignore so I wrote it as fast as I could!! Enjoy<3

Psstt, here's the link to the song they're dancing to!

The record player produces static for a few moments, before settling into a gentle tune.

It starts with a gentle guitar, the steady melody is then joined by a sweet violin. They play together for the intro, complimenting eachother perfectly. Then, the singer joins in. A strong masculine voice, yet dialed down to be sweet and romantic.

After adjusting the dials, you step away from the brass horn. The romantic song bounces off the thick walls of your living room.

Behind you stands your dance partner. Orion.

He's shifting from foot to foot, nervous about this, 'dancing' thing you had invited him to join you in.

"Never danced before?" You ask, holding your hand out. His eyes shift from your face to your outstretched palm.

"Ah, no. I have not. There was dancing on cybertron, but.. I never quite participated."

You smile gently, taking both his hands in your own. "I'll lead. Just follow me."

Orion stumbles as you pull him to his feet, hands twitching nervously while you settle one of his hands on your hip, holding onto the other with your dominant hand.

You guide him into a slow waltz, stepping to the side, then back. He follows you, movements reluctant while mimicking you.

The two of you follow a box shape, matching the beat of the music while your socked feet rub against the vintage carpet.

Orion slowly yet surely becomes accustomed to the movement, falling into a smooth rhythm with you. Your dancing gets more intense as the song goes on, moving faster and more fluidly with the rhythm of the song.

He lets go of your hip, using the hand still holding onto you to spin you around slowly. When he tugs you closer to him, you both stumble from the force of your body bumping against his own.

"Ah, I am so sorry!" Orion tightens his arms around your back, catching you before you fall on the ground.

He leans over you, huffing out quick breaths. The two of you are stuck in a dip position, the back of your left hand lays against the rug while right your leg hangs folded in the air.

Both your chests heave up and down, energy spent from your dancing.

The record scratches as the song ends, the needle removes itself from the disc, feedback rings from the brass horn.

"We, got a little carried away there, didn't we?"

You huff out a laugh, grunting quietly as Orion hoists you to your feet.

"We did. Thank you, though. For dancing with me." He smiles bashfully, squeezing your hand thankfully.

You return the smile. "Don't mention it. That was just a waltz. Wait until I show you ballroom dancing." You tease, your hand slipping from his as you take the record off the recorder.

Orion smiles, leaning against the wall to catch his breath.

"I'll be waiting."

[alabalik]

Moots and followers.

What art would you like to see more from me? I'm open to request and ideas. Kinda having a drout of ideas and inspiration and I really wanna get back into drawing the dca more </3

[smashpotato1andonly]

from: Cuphead!

they are a real charmer....just kidding. they HATE the boys...Cuphead and Mugman. not like hate as in wanting to kill them. Hate as in they respect them but dislikes them.

[nanamisbbygirl]

there has been too little suguru on this blog recently

i dedicate tonight to him heheh