lmfao guys you won’t believe what has happened to me today. so i went to get my vaccine and A FUCKING NURSE HIT ON ME HAHAHAHHA WTF like i had to wait longer than everyone else bc there was a problem with my chart and i was alone for about ten minutes until a nurse came back
well i was waiting there talking to a friend on my phone and suddenly someone tapped me on the back. i turned around and found myself with a gorgeous guy, i mean, really, what a wonderful guy. you know what many people write in their works “their face lit up when they saw him”? well, that same thing happened to me
so he said “excuse me, but you can’t stay here,” and i said to him like a three year old girl who can barely speak, “they told me to wait here.” honestly, why did i stuttered so much ew. and then he asked me why, as if i knew it, and i told him,,,, lol “i’ve been waiting for half an hour for them to tell me what’s going on, if it was up to me i would have left already.” lmfao i was just starving i’m sorry AND THE MF LAUGHED LIKE SIR WHAT’S SO FUNNY UGHHH (also he’s laughter🥴 holy fuck)
then, the nurse who’d taken my chart came back and seemed to freak out a bit when she saw her colleague next to me,,, still don’t know why. so she told me where i had to go to do the process again for the second appointment and the nurse,,,, AHHHHHH the nurse says “don’t worry, i’ll go with her,” AHHHHHH i was the one freaking out at that moment tbvh like bro i’m the most awkward and shyest girl to have a conversation with, why are you doing this to me😭😭
,,, that asshole stood next to me the whole time another nurse was taking my details, and he was talking so calmly with his friend, as if nothing, and i was standing next to him fucking hyperventilating gosh how embarrassing well, isn’t it that when his friend has just written down the date for my next dose, the nurse hands me the paper and says “hopefully next time i’ll be here too”?,,,,,, kill me already, please, KILL ME ALL I COULD BRING MYSELF TO DO WAS GIGGLE (WHY DID I GIGGLE AHHHH) and he says,,,, *cough cough* HE SAYS “next time don’t mess it up” and HE TAPPED ME ON THE HEAD WITH HIS MINI NOTEBOOK, AND HE WAS SMILING CAUSE I SAW HIS EYES CRINKLE,,,,,, LIKE WHAT THE HELL DID HE WANT ME TO DIE RIGHT THERE CAUSE I WAS THIS 🤏 CLOSE
and all i could think was like “if messing it up means i get to see you again then here we go” HAHHAA no but honestly i wouldn’t mind if i didn’t have social anxiety, but yeah, sir you were so fine, honestly why would you hit on me??? HAHHA i still can’t believe it, i’m so confused lmfao
it’s a good thing i had the mask on bc my cheeks were so freaking red 😭🤚