#apex hc

[apex-headcanon]

Rampart, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Wattson, pulling out a card: +4!

Valkyrie, slamming her Apex invitation on the table:

Mirage: WHAT are we playing?!

[jaybirdapex]

The Legends as things my friends and I have said while playing the game

Bloodhound: *sniffing directly into the mic* I can smell them

Gibby: domedomedomedomedomedomedomedome

Lifeline: I don't want to use a whole ass syringe for 6 hp

Pathfinder: Zippy time on the zippy line

Wraith: Zip zappa doo, I'm outta here

Bangalore: Stop shooting at me, please and thank you, that's my job

Caustic: It's my own house, I'll rip ass if I want

Mirage: Oooohhhhhh shoot, oh schnikies, oh geez, oh lawd him a'comin

Octane: Run like nothing can kill you and pray it doesnt

Crypto: If I get zapped by this stupid thing ONE MORE TIME

Wattson: "Do you have shield cells" "I've got 4" "would you like some more?" *drops literally 2 dozen cells*

Revenant: I will scream, don't think I won't

Loba: You're so pretty, I'd hate to blow your face off

Rampart: "I'm out of bullets!" "Then absorb some"

Horizon: I can't feed you chips through the mic

Fuse: "Why do you have 5 arc stars?" "For funsies"

[iamtheprezzieforfusey]

Mirage has the fattest cock of all the legends, but has no idea what to do with it.

[the-actual-fucking-void]

So I just got this thought

The characters of Apex Legends in Skyrim.

-Bloodhound is the boon of Hircine (daedric prince of the Hunt) and possibly Dragonborn

-Bangalore is in the Imperial Army

-Mirage is a bard

-Octane sells Skooma and runs with a band of bandits

-Pathfinder is a Dwarven machine turned sentient

-Lifeline and Gibby are in the Companions

-Wraith is a vampire and Serana's best friend

-Wattson goes to the College of Winterhold, training to be a jarl's mage

-Crypto is in the Thieves Guild of Riften

-Caustic is leading a band of dark mages exiled from the College of Winterhold

[dismalfairy]

Okay so I know most people see Wattson with really short bobbed hair. But what if is was long? Like just a few inches above the middle of her back. But of course it’s horribly frizzy from her constant encounters with electricity and quite thick in texture as well.

She was advised before starting the games to cut it off, or pin it up like Wraith and Lifeline, but she didn’t have the heart to do it and she hates the feeling of her hair tied up. Everyone always made fun of her uncontrollable hair, but her papa always said it made her special and showed her passion for her work. So she couldn’t dare do anything with it. Instead she keeps it covered, as the one thing that’s kept secret from the viewers.

[charbaek]

Octane Headcanon....

He likes Bad Bunny and listens to "Safaera" at top volumen

[crusadercorral]

Forge stuff I’ve been thinking about

First time he sees Wraith or Wattson: He’d be so careful, he doesn’t really know how strong they both are? Like he’s thinking “holy crap I better be careful I don’t wanna smoosh them ahh”

Acting around Revenant: I don’t think he’d connect the dots until he watches his own death, then realizes that Cthulhu’s spawn is the one that killed him. Then that’s when he starts to hate Revo

Octane: At first glance he goes “speedy chick? :0” but when he hears Octane he quickly corrects himself. They officially meet when they get put on the same team. They bond over having robotic limbs :)

Bangalore: got a less than civil warning to stay away.. he made her a little gun charm of her. She put it on the Mozambique

[aminitortoise]

Games I think the Legends play pt 1 because I am short of ideas

Bloodhound

Monster Hunter 100%. I mean look at 'em, they're an expert hunter. Monster Hunter will be a great game for them. I'm sure their hunter side find fighting giant dinosaur dragon beast fun. For their Norse side I wanna say God of War 4 but I don't think they'll appreciate the fact the game made the norse gods evil. So I'm gonna go with the good ol' Skyrim (with some pet raven mods probably). Kinda bit sad that Skyrim doesn't have a non-binary mod yet tho :(. (Couldn't find one)

Crypto

I wanna say League of Legends or StarCraft since those games is kinda a big deal in Korean e-sports. But I bet he plays casual games like tetris. I bet, when he was still Tae Joon Park, he did join small tetris tournaments here and there. And based on one of his poses, he's probably super good at Rubick's Cube.

Octane

Where do I start? We saw this man play like 3 games at the same time. He is the *U L T I M A T E* Gamer among the legends. I can see him playing parkour games like Mirror's Edge, racing games like Need For Speed coz ya know, it's his thing. But I can see him playing RTS and MOBAs because he can *move like a goddamn speed demon with those fingers wink wonk.* bonus: he plays all of these games at once

Wattson

I think Wattson plays Chess and I bet she's like, a professional at it. But I also bet she plays Little Alchemy. Cards games too maybe???? But not the Poker or Cards Against Humanity kind but like Uno. She's probably the Uno Queen among the Legends. Probably wins at board games the most. *she probably invite Caustic to play with her and the others and he agrees because he can't say no to her*

Revenant

I don't think he plays any game at all to pass the time. Or have a hobby ( is sharpening his hand-knife thing in the middle of the night is?) BUT SINCE I SAID THAT HE'S A TSUNDERE HE'S PROBABLY ALL LIKE "I have no times for games." in a edgy dark voice. But hold on! He do like the characters. Especially Sylvanas Windrunner (Still can't believe Blizzard kinda butchered her story tho but oh well). He probably like Sylvanas because

1. She's an undead, kinda like him

2. She's all about death and his edginess like that

3. Both of them has this, revenge thing for the people who was associated with their demise. Like how he hates Hammond Robotics because they turned him into a death machine and how Sylvanas hated the Alliance for, well abandoning The Forsaken and her hating Arthas for making her a banshee. These 2 has gone through tough situations haven't they.

A/N: And that's it for now, I need to get sum rest coz I can't think of ideas for the other legends