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A HEART'S A HEAVY BURDEN.

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[milfsisyphus]

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

[noelle-ism]

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

[cromerholt]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

[noelle-ism]

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

[noelle-ism]

sorry im a lesbian

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

[noelle-ism]

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

[anophelei]

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

[noelle-ism]

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

[cromerholt]

nothing escapes from me

[catcrumb]

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[headspace-hotel]

I'm playing minecraft and I'm thinking of those "affirmations" meme pages they have for colleges but for minecraft. So it's things like "These diamonds are NOT directly over lava" "I CAN open this ancient city chest without summoning the warden" "This block does NOT contain a silverfish" "I will NOT step on the pressure plate in the middle of the desert pyramid secret room" "My bees will NOT kill me" and i can't even describe how funny it is to me

[headspace-hotel]

"I will NOT punch this villager trying to trade with him"

[babygirlifier-deactivated202402]

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[snorlaxatives]

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days

[lord-momonga]

*September 1st on Tumblr*

[lord-momonga]

You can only reblog this once a year

[wallisninety-six]

Today’s Sunday.

[sixshotstothedome-deactivated20]

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

[flashsparkles2]

Today’s Sunday

[godmybackhurts]

Today’s Sunday

[fembutchboygirl]

It’s sunday, baby

[theorangepdf]

getting that august feeling (things that have ended endlessly are ending again)

[blazevillains-deactivated202504]

YES he is a MASSIVE BITCH but hes also BISEXUAL and a PUNCHING BAG and ALMOST DIES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. AND hes my little meow meow.

[depsidase]

[stellophia]

[hellsite-yano]

Learn conflict resolution skills or perish

[hellsite-yano]

I can't begin to count the amount of times I've had to witness drama because someone's believed I've said something suspect and instead of opening a dialogue privately and asking me to clarify, they assumed the worst and humiliated themselves in front of whatever group they were trying to "warn" about me.

And also PLEASE learn how to communicate your problems outside of snide remarks and passive-aggression.

[consultinggallifreyanfallenangel]

[sedoretu]

I’m reading The Deviants War: The Homosexual vs The United States of America and the entire point of gay pride as a concept comes from police raids on bars, clubs, public restrooms, etc where gays were humiliated and outed in the newspapers (sometimes with their addresses!) and had careers ruined and lives upended by being associated with perversion and vice squads and all that and they responded by going “no I’m proud” and took that pride to the streets in defiance of the huge mechanism of shame that existed to oppress the gay community into obscurity and so the fact that people are now trying to apply conservative dogma to pride parades to make them “safe for children” or in other words “safe for people with oppressive conservative values” is simply insane

[sedoretu]

To phrase this more clearly: “public indecency” laws were the primary tool for brutally enforcing gender and sexual conformity, so applying a “public indecency” lens to pride parades of all things is a slap in the face of everyone who ever suffered under gender & sexual oppression and took their anger (and yes their pride!) to the streets. If it makes you uneasy or uncomfortable maybe you’re not on the side you think you are!

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans