#aph csa

[apollo11fangirl]

Alaska: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Russia: Okay, but what is updog? Pennsylvania : Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. America: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Confederacy: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Texas: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Alaska: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. America: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Pennsylvania : No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Russia: What’s a henway?? Alaska: Oh, about five pounds

[jwdoodles]

“No more shall the war cry sever, or the winding rivers be red;

They banish our anger forever when they laurel the graves of our dead!

Under the sod and the dew, waiting the judgment-day,

Love and tears for the Blue,

Tears and love for the Gray.”

The Blue And The Gray, Francis Miles Finch (1827-1907)

Alfred once had a younger brother. He was born when the southern states seceded and became the Confederate States of America. Alfred wished that things could have been better, but Alfred knew that only one of them could remain a nation... 

Base: @snuffysbox​

[ask-south-usa-blog]

Any crazy stories you know?i really like them!

“And We kept him, and that’s how we got Barbecue!”

“Y’know there’s tons crazier stories I coulda told like the time Hunter headbutted a window or how I got a newspaper clipping with me shaking Mr Trump’s hand, but I guess this one’s good too…”

[apollo11fangirl]

What did you do for Halloween

Pennsylvania: I dealt with all of the monsters and ghosts that took the day to be active. It was a whole day thing. I left a bowl of Hershey candy for them to eat. A spell was on it, to make sure no one got to much candy.

America: I help handing out candy at the White House. I was dressed as a plague doctor.

The South: Help hand out candy with the Comanwelth of Vairinga. We were dressed as undead soldiers form the Revolution.

Texas:  Went around scaring teens that were littering candy, as a zombie.

Russia: I handed out candy at America’s house. I was dressed as a plague doctor.

Alaska: I handed out candy as a yeit. Did not like freezing as I did it.

[apollo11fangirl]

America: Russia, keep an eye on The South today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Russia: Sure, I’d love to see The South get punched. America: Try again. Russia, sighing: I will stop The South from getting punched.

[apollo11fangirl]

Russia: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. The South: That's why I carry two swords.

[apollo11fangirl]

Alaska: how are you going to get up here. The flight from DC and here is 51/2 hours. Do you want to fly during pademic.

South: Look sugar, you fly yourself anywhere. We will take the flight. Just have the house ready on the 23th. 

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Texas: Is snow crown ok?

South: No, she is just as overwhelmed as always. She needs to take a break, but she can’t. 

Texas: I’ll send her the reinforcement.

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Alaska: Thank you for helping me.

Texas’s Calvary: No problem mam

[apollo11fangirl]

Alaska goes to The South’s house for Thanksgiving. She gets to spend time with the other former Confederate states that helped raised her. It is a good time.