#aphamecan

[maplesocks-blog1]

Alfred: IM SO FAT-

Matthew: *takes bite of poutine* No you're not. 10% of your weight is Cola, Doritos, and Hamburgers. 15% of your weight is muscle.

Alfred: Wait...then whats the other 75% percent?

Matthew: Your overinflated ego.

[maplesocks-blog1]

Matthew: *knocks*

Alfred: *answers* PEPPARONI EXTRA CHEESEY-?

Matthew: DO I LOOK LIKE THE PIZZA MAN-

Alfred: *closes door*

[maplesocks-blog1]

UsCan Headcannon

Everbody expects Canada to be the more emotional in the relationship, and although he's anything but remote, the reality is that America is usually the first to cry when they rarely fight.

[stinkl1ng]

Rose??? :0

Sexuality Headcanon: pan ;0?Gender Headcanon: same with canonA ship I have with said character: greg/rose, pearl/roseA BROTP I have with said character: the crystal gems dUHA NOTP I have with said character: owo.idkA random headcanon: im in too deep with all these fan theories i end up agreeing with all of them...also she is everyones mom General Opinion over said character: one sided pearl/rose destroys me and my soul but i still cant get enough

also super cute giant pink lady

[well-fruk-you-too]

Hand in Hand AmeCan [R-18]

Sorry about being so inactive, summer was hell, school started and already had homework. It didn't help that on the first day we had a football game that I was required to go to because I'm in marching band. I got home at 12 and had to wake up at 6. . . No one probably cares but whatever, have some smut. Can someone request something. . .? Please. . .?(If not, I'm going downward in folders. A warning, it's in alphabetical order so there is quite a bit of America England and England America. I chose this one at random.) Kiitos for all of the follows even when I was being an inactive bitxh/bastard(whatever you prefer) orz