Yang: I got hit by a car on the way to work today.
Jaune: WHAT?!
Yang: Yeah. I got his by a car on my bike. Bumblebee is beyond repair, my neck is stiff and I can't raise my arm, but my boss made me go to the doctor, so I got the day off. That's a win in my book~!
Jaune: You got hit by a car! That's not a win!
Ruby: Crazy story, I was driving into work today and some dumbass motorcyclist pulled out in front of me. Naturally, I ran her over. These fuckers think they own the roads or something.
Weiss: My butler was driving me home from work today when a motorcyclist swerved in front of us and we hit him. These long-haired hippie fucks fishing for insurance money. I hate it here.
Nora: Funny story, I watched my best friend watch somebody on a motorcycle get hit by a car but didn't do anything to help the poor guy. Fucked up world.
Blake: Funny story, I was on the porn set while this fluffer was getting pounded hard. He was constantly grumbling about some guy on a stream watching a motorcycle accident. Clearly some kind of crypt-car whose top wrecking and decking wouldn't stop for some moped-bike scrub.
Mercury: Funny story, I was coming home in my land-speeder when some ignorant fuckboi cut me off in a rinky-dink little bicycle, so I ran him over and murdered his entire family in front of him.
Raven: So I was flying my usual route and saw some dude on a bike get hit by a car. I shit on him and flew away.
Maria: Yo, I didn't see shit.
Penny: I have a funny story. (Hiccups) I watched notorious assassin Mercury Black run over Yang Xiao Long and ran into a yellow car piloted by Ruby Rose. (Hiccups) Buy my mix-tape.
