#apocalypse advice

[arkethics]

what do i do when my little brother recreates an ark.

Depends! Are you planning to build an Ark? If so his labor can be put to use. ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧

[arkethics]

Should I let my little brother die to conserve food?

How much resources is he taking? is he proving to be a definite liability? If so, I would recommend finding a clean, ethical way to put him down. Hope this helps!!!

[arkethics]

does my ark need a cheesemonger?

Depends if your Ark has lots of cheese. we have a complete cheese ban. So any Cheesemongers would be caught. Hope this helps!!! 🧀🧀 ﹏𓊝﹏𖦹*ੈ‧ 𓇼 ₊˚𓆝.

[arkethics]

should I allow STDs on my ark? What ab parasjtes...

This is a great example of "Your Ark your choice!" some people might not like STDs on their Ark but some might be all for it! We personally are a big proponent of crabs !🦀

Hope this helps!

[arkethics]

hey should i bring enuff rice to last me 10 years or 20 pounds of canned peaches?? pls respond i’m at walmart RIGHT NOW

Sorry for the late response, my whole ship got scurvy. We had to plunder for lemons . One man died. Anyways! I would definitely go with the rice!!

[thephilosophiles-blog]

im trying to get rid of all kinds of stuff that bogs down my life this winter and im already learning a lot about the properties of combustibles. for example, you would think that $75+ university text books would burn quite nicely. but man they are fire-blockers. its like they think theyre too good for such treatment and they resist. maybe theyre smart. they will kill your pyromania joy fast. in a zombie apocalypse, if you went searching abandoned homes for things to make fire with, wouldn't you think books and tons of paper type things would be the best? no friend! if you are ever in a house fire, throw books at it and run over them. you'll have all kinds of time. the thing that is burning in my woodstove here though, is a winter coat. clothes. cotton based clothes-they burn like nothing else. roll up an old pair of jeans and you've got yourself a toasty fire for a while. but this jacket burned so hot, it cleaned the creosote off the glass. the heat felt like texas on a hot day. it was actually scary. the flames were shooting up the pipes. if I opened that door there it would have full on shot flames across the room I think. then I threw a few books in there as it was calming down and even with logs, those damn books took four days to slowly ash to death. you might die if waiting to warm yourself with a textbook fire.

things to know for the end of times. or decluttering via creamation. or cheap firewood. either way, go for the coats.

[godotstoodmeup]

"And how should we behave during this Apocalypse? We should be unusually kind to one another, certainly. But we should also stop being so serious. Jokes help a lot. And get a dog, if you don't already have one ... I'm out of here."

Kurt Vonnegut (x)