#apr 2017

[daisiesonafield-blog]

Hey daisie

Is this true?

https://twitter.com/halourence/status/1445351085690982405?t=KKgIuuKgk23qJoirscvTRQ&s=19

Hi dear,

It is true that Louis tweeted that and it is true that Harry said that. Tho idk if he meant Louis was the guy from the label.

Julia is with Republic Records, which is a subsidiary of UMG, so she's not under Sony.

Also, Harry said that on the breakfast show on April 7, 2017, 2 months after Louis tweeted that on Feb 15 2017 - so it is likely that he said "guy from the label" bc he almost said Louis, and used that to cover up his near mistake. This is all from the Sign of The Times promo season.

The tweet you linked is actually a screenshot of this post. Here and here are more relevant posts.

[phan-stan-gram]

🦈 Phil’s aquarium instas, Singapore 2017 🐟

[oilcolor]

@ttritt back on his bullshit

[chibi-jing-drawings]

I am Whis

[anthonypanics]

Shout out to the very cool peeps

To the peeps who rebloged my art posts of this year, Thank you so much. You dudes rock, and you deserve a lot of credit.

@discount-vampire , @bitchbugboy , and @r1z7r9z

To the most notable of you who liked my art posts, thank you I appreciate the thought.

@pirakami , @therandomninjakitty , @justmylife0 , @bubblegumpunk13 , @likewise-r , and @roguevoxel 

Thank you, and if you haven’t already, please feel free to look over my 2017 review tag and like and reblog 12 of your favorites from the year. It helps me a lot to both get recondition and to know what stuff you like to see from me. I’ll add links to each month as well:

jan, feb, mar, apr, may, june, july, aug, sep, oct, nov, dec

Thank you and have a happy new year!

[justlarried]

Harry on BBC Radio 1 - April 7, 2017

[updatedphan]

📦 joint younow april 27, 2017 📦

SO MANY BOXES!!

read on google drive with links

-they're in the New Place -been carrying boxes yk -they moved. Wow -it's a Duplex -no dog in this one rip -glass wall thing Wow -no tour yet. it's a Cardboard Wasteland -the meringues were Good -phil's room won't change That Much -dan has kept. everything silver -his new room looks like the Moon -floating white bed -there won't be an apartment tour -don't wanna meet the neighbors -dog when there Ain't No Landlord to tell them what to do -they have set up a new game room but. it looks. the same. -a bit bigger -looking forward to the gaming vids to look Less Uggo -dan didn't wanna play i spy on the plane :/ -there was a guy sat next to them on the plane that insisted on trying every plane meal -then that guy watched 9 hours of sex and the city -they watched fantastic beasts and lion on the plane -singapore is Lit -phil thought he was gonna die by elephant at the night safari -but the elephant was actually running towards food -dan isn't filming in his bedroom anymore -phil is tho -prepare Aesthetic Inspiration for dan on tuesday -the Slounge -there's like. 2 lounges. -they'll film in the Slounge but not the upstairs lounge -they don't have to move cameras up sets of stairs -dan has a White Piano hooooo -they're not allowed to get a dog but maybe. they'll get a fish -very good instagrams -so many plants in singapore -dan did a Lot of crying while they were away -jellyfish are weird man -what is it about australia that makes dan want to paint his nails -phil took a pic of a stack of pigs Wow -so many phallic cacti -Cocktus -orlando is so soon wow -after playlist phil's going on his Florida Holiday -Pluggyding -the 1D poster is gone. Goodnight. -harry's solo music is phil's fav out of the 1d solo music -dan cried laughing watching the last gaming vid back -they'd like to hope there will be some vids next week -the new gaming room is a Nerd Cave -dan's looking forward to getting his aesthetic together -dan has a cheeky dinof vid that will be the Final Video from their old flat -this isn't a Forever Home they just really wanted to get out of their old flat -we predicted them moving -Sneaky Weasels -according to phil dan's hair is Soft right now -Dave The Apartment -phil's knees are too pale to wear ripped jeans -phil hasn't painted his nails because he can't stand having things On Him -he would rip his hands off -BEEP BEEP DAN'S A SHEEP -they're gonna head off -eventually we'll see all the corners -hope ur all good -seeya -goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mothric]

just how humans grow

I had a very bizarre dream last night.

My sister had a newborn baby (no idea if boy or girl) that she entrusted to my care for a day. It was extremely tiny and fragile; it could curl up comfortably in my cupped hands. While putting it to bed, I was trying to figure out what kind of blanket to wrap it in. Everything seemed too big and heavy and I was worried about smothering it. I was also trying to find a playlist of calm classical music to help it sleep, but Youtube was being difficult.

When I looked back at the baby, it had turned into a freshly-peeled carrot. Panicked, I picked it up and tried to discern if it was breathing. I wondered if I’d killed it. I called my siblings over for help. Looking at the baby again, it had holes where eyes, a nose, and a mouth... could conceivably be on a carrot. My siblings reassured me this was completely normal. 

“This is just how humans grow,” my brother said. “They develop their features over time.” I looked again; the carrot had an actual face now. 

How, I thought. Why. It was supposed to do this in the womb. It was a real baby half an hour ago. I stared. The carrot had developed lumps on its sides, the beginnings of limbs. 

“Give it some time,” my brother said.

The miracle of life, I thought.