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A G O N Y
send a letter and i’ll tell u my 5 fav blogs // ACCEPTING
A. @agonygiven (YEAH IM PROMO-ING MYSELF), @adaftoldman, @arborsentiens, @aspiredlights, @argentiola
G. @glorysoaked, @girlfailed, @giingerstallion, @giiilbcrt, @guiltlisted
O. @ofmanymiinds, @oncetragic, @ownsaviours, @ofriiverdale, @ofimaginations
N. @necessaryrulebreaker, @northsidejuliet, @normaltothemax
Y. i don’t follow any :)
arborsentiens
i am groot.
ruDE.
“But Yondu, Groot is a big grown up tree now”
“Fuck you trees’re just big twigs”
hi sex yoga dad
Yondu: finally teaches Groot two new words
Everyone: ecstatic
Groot: sex yoga !
Everyone: refuses to speak to Yondu for a month
@arborsentiens liked!
he’s crouched low, marveling at groot. he had never seen a being like groot, so maybe he was alien like giant? maybe he had met someone like groot before!
❛ where from, groot? sky, like me? ❜
@arborsentiens
❛ do not eat that, is salty. here, i will trade for candy. ❜
ROCKET AND GROOT BEST MATES
ultimate ship meme!: send in two (or more) names and i’ll fill all this out about the ship
R O C K E T & G R O O T
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - With no doubts, until the day they die.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - In this case, love is friend/familial, and in those terms, in less than a month. Probably when Groot either first saved Rocket, or when Rocket figured out what Groot first said to him was. (you’re safe here)
How was their first kiss? - If you think they haven’t shared a sweet peck on the head or a kiss to the nose or anything like that, you’re dead wrong. But, the first time? It’d be spontaneous, bubbly and happy. It’d be unexpected and warm, and full of love and pride. Maybe when Groot first cursed, or even at some random point during laughing at some inside joke.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Yo, best friends can definitely get married. Fight me. Groot! It’d be a bark ring, and have vines all around it, and each time it starts to wilt, he makes another and asks all over again.
Who is the best man/men? - Quill, no doubt. Groot loves him, Rocket loves him, it’s a no-brainer.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Gamora, of course! Rocket’s choice.
Who did the most planning? - Rocket. He definitely planned to make it a floral and beautiful evening, even if it ends up just being something small on the ship.
Who stressed the most? - Rocket. He’d panic that everything he’s doing is wrong.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (you better believe the Guardians pulled through and made it as fancy as the possibly could)
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Everyone but the Guardians. Only family would be welcome (that def. includes Yondu and Kraglin and Mantis if it’s post vol.2)
Sex:
Who is on top? -
Who is the one to instigate things? - (again, it’d be in a cuddling and snuggling aspect, no sex here. never.) Groot. Even when Rocket grumbles and fusses, Groot knows he loves the hugs and the flower crowns.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Rocket, for sure. He loves to cook, and even if Groot doesn’t really eat, it’s still nice to have someone to tell him everything is delicious.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Baby Groot. Rocket’s used to eating scraps and nothing, but sweet ole’ Groot is the pickiest sonovabitch. “Veggies are gross. I want candy.”
Who does the grocery shopping? - Rocket, though he’ll take Groot with him each time.
How often do they bake desserts? - Rarely. Groot’s a lover of sweets, especially as a baby, but Rocket’s sensitive to sugars and doesn’t like the tree eating so much candy/cake.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - I think for Groot it’s more salads and candy, since he doesn’t really NEED to eat, but for Rocket, it’s meat all the way. Fuck salads.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Rocket! And yes, before you ask, it’s a cake.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Rocket. He’s a lazy lil’ shit, and likes having excuses for shoulder rides.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Rocket, actually. Groot would be attentive to each detail of his cooking, but Rocket? Just turn on some water and put in some pasta and wait.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Groot. I think Rocket gets lazy a lot of the time, especially with only Groot.
Who is really against chores? - Now, despite the previous answer, Groot. Especially baby Groot. He HATES chores.
Who cleans up after the pets? - No pets, unless you count Drax & Quill throwing shit EVERYWHERE.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Rocket, definitely.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Groot. I think he’d want the ship to look BEAUTIFUL before anyone comes in.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Rocket! & you better believe he’d grill Groot about taking stuff from Terra.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Rocket, since Groot really doesn’t…get gross.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - I can bet that Groot would do it a lot. He’d hear about holidays and decorate for what he thinks they would look like. All holidays until the Guardians are flowers, everywhere, in every noticeable crack and crevice.
What are their goals for the relationship? - For Rocket, it’s to keep Groot safe above all else. If it means dying, he will just to keep Groot from harm’s way. For Groot, it’s to see Rocket happy. It’s rare that Rocket genuinely smiles, and the best way Groot can think to fix that is with flower crowns and hugs. He succeeds most of the time because of how much Rocket loves him.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Rocket, mostly because Groot doesn’t really rest.
Who plays the most pranks? - ROCKET. He’s such a shithead. But, where his pranks would be dangerous and mean with others, like the Guardians, his pranks with Groot consist of putting fake flowers in his bark while he dozes and waking him up to see how confused he is. I repeat, Rocket’s a shithead.
i am groot.
- ✧ — She was not sure what to think. Head tilted in mild confusion ( there was a tree talking to her ) while her tail swayed lightly behind. Scenting the air --- sneezing. Carefully she offered up some chirps of her own. Non hostile but weary.
This world was strange.
SC: @arborsentiens
--- Something has gone...incredibly wrong here. Maybe it’s the data capture, or the frequency and response output going haywire, Tony doesn’t know. Not yet, anyway. Frustrating is what it is. Fingers rubbing in circular motions against his temple, it’s very clear: I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at myself. “ --- My name is not Diane. ”
