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Here you go L, See, and Darwin (correct me if I’m wrong)
1. Do you bite or lick ice cream?
Depends, if it’s like a Magnum then I bite the outside off and then suck the ice cream, otherwise I usually ‘bite’ it with my lips so my teeth don’t spaz out. If it’s an ice lolly then I usually do quick bites with my teeth (it’s all about the different techniques ;))
2. What is home to you?
A nice warm bed and someone to cuddle tbh, it’s all I really need to be content
4. Does everyone deserve the truth?
Depends whether or not it’ll hurt them, but then you can’t lie their whole life about something they need to know. Idk man it would depend entirely on the given circumstances
6. Describe a moment in which you did something unacceptable in a bad situation.
I can’t think of a specific example at this given second, but probably make an inappropriate joke at like, the worst time possible
8. When was the last time you worked really hard to achieve something?
I worked pretty hard to get up this morning, does that count?
10. If humans didn't evolve to laugh or smile, how would we express our happiness instead?
Probably headbutts, headbutts are adorable displays of affection unless like, they’re proper fucking headbutts, which would be the opposite intent
12. What is your paradise?
Not having to worry about money and having a permanent cuddle-buddy
13. What is your favorite background noise? (Ex. Water dripping, people talking.)
RAIN AND THUNDERSTORMS HOLY SHIT (I have a heavy storm/rain track that I sometimes play on my iPod when I can’t deal with music and I need to sleep. I’ve even mixed a few songs with a storm track which sound awesome, I need to make some more actually ^^)
14. How many hearts do you think you have broken?
At least one, I think
16. Why do people care about celebrities? Do you care about celebrities?
I have no idea, I don’t especially care, but like I guess I do a little seeing as I follow ‘em on social medias
18. Do you overexaggerate? What are the pros and cons of this?
I over exaggerate a million times a day. Pros- helps emphasise a point. Cons- People may think you’re actually dying and try to stab you with needle (fuck needles)
20. Do you like taking selfies? Why or why not?
I take too many selfies, my ‘selfie’ folder on my phone got to around 1300 pictures before I moved them to my computer and cleared them last month. Since then it’s back up to 444 (holy shit that’s more than I thought what the fuck how does that actually happen). I post a very small percentage of them.
22. What is the best advice someone has ever given you?
Honestly it has to be the Dr. Seuss-esque tidbit I came up with the other week – ‘If in doubt, talk it out. Even if another person you are without.’ Helps a lot, even if it means people look at you funny when you walk past them in the street
24. How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day?
Food, music, then snuggle in a warm bed
26. Are you introverted or extroverted? Or a mixture of both?
I’m pretty introverted, but when I’m comfy with you in person (believe me even if we speak loads online or w/e I’ll still be a little awks around you when we first hang out) I can be extro af
28. Would you rather have a lot of friends to hang out with or just one best friend?
I deal a lot better with one on one hangs, although I do enjoy the occasional group hang (i.e. pub night, movie marathons or video game nights are alright for this, although these all rock 1 on 1 too
30. What is your dream job?
Something I enjoy and means that I don’t have to worry about splash purchases every now and again. As long as I can live off of it (not even extravagantly) I’m content
32. What is a truth about yourself that others find hard to believe?
That my room is an absolute trash heap, I have so much shit honestly I don’t throw stuff away and I pick up bits of metal etc when I’m out and about which reminds me I FORGOT TO PICK UP A LIGHTBULB WHEN I WAS PUSHING MY BIKE TO MY BOSSES HOUSE FUCK I hope it’s still there tomorrow (cue detour on the way to work)
34. Which fantasy world would you like to visit the most?
I honestly just want to go live in The Shire man, they got everything – nice homes, pubs, pipeweed, farms, and beautiful scenery
36. Imagine that you have switched bodies with someone you don't know. You can't switch back. What do you do?
Find out what the fuck my new life is like and get on with it probably. Maybe try and find out who has my body and if they wanna switch back (not the bodies obvs, the situations, so we’d be back as we were just looking a little different. Gosh could you imagine that xD)
38. What is the most important, applicable class you have ever taken?
Working class (ayy see what I did there)
39. Name the last book you read.
The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey #edgy
40. Imagine that you are unable to express emotion. How would this affect your world?
I’d be fucked, in person I can seem emotionless to all except a select few, but urgh the tsunamis clashing inside my soul would be reduced to mere waves breaking across a dull stony beach
42. What is your opinion on electronic music such as dubstep or trap?
I like it in remixes of videogame soundtracks, but otherwise I’m indifferent to ir really. Like all genres it has it’s good tracks, but otherwise not my scene y’know
44. Do you like and appreciate your life?
Ask me again another time, this is a very peak-and-trough-y subject
46. When was the last time you cried?
Last Thursday
48. What is the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy thing you have ever done?
Idk, I do embarrassing cringe-worthy stuff a lot so just hang out with me for a day and I’m sure you’ll find something >_<
50. What is a superficial yet annoying mistake you constantly make?
I keep forgetting that someone I work with hasn’t seen/doesn’t like the Star Wars/Harry Potter/Middle Earth franchises and I quote them a lot and they don’t understand the quotes
52. Do you honestly learn from your mistakes?
Aha nope. Sometimes though.
54. What is the most important thing to have in order to attain happiness?
Honestly, as much as people say it doesn’t, money can buy you happiness, or at least things that can lead you to happiness and tbh that’s pretty much the same thing
56. Are you a creative or a logical thinker?
Depends on what it is. Typically I’m an idealistic thinker, which varies from very abstract, fun, and roundabout routes to situations, or it can be quite blunt and ‘do this and this should happen, so do it’
58. What is your ideal meal?
I’m a sucker for Italian food, so pizza or pasta. Or sushi
60. Do you like animals? Which kind is your favorite?
Wolves5evafam<3
62. Do you have any guilty pleasures?
I don’t believe in guilty pleasures really, you like what you like, and not always what you expect. But I do quite like Shake It Off (hush I’m admitting this in confidence)
64. Do you like playing video games? Which video games?
I do although I haven’t been able to play much recently. And the list could go on, I shant’t bore y’all too much
65. What is your opinion on beauty in today's society?
No comment, other than it just makes me perpetually angry inside with double standards/inequality/representation/misinformation etc
66. Are you a morning person? When do you usually wake up?
I am a morning person, I just hate getting up. I love mornings and all the morning stuff, it’s just an arduous, disgruntling battle to get out of bed first
68. Would you rather live in the city or in the countryside?
I want to say countryside because pretty, but I’d hate being ages away from stores and having shit wifi
70. What are the best things about winter?
Warm snuggles, fireplaces, rain
72. What makes you feel old?
The fact that I’m no longer a teenager (I know it’s only been like a month and a half but it’s a weird thought to me)
74. What are some of your New Year's resolutions?
I do not make these, they only set me up for failure and disappointment
76. Describe yourself in one word.
Dumbass
78. What genre of music do you listen to?
Idk, mostly heavy metal, rock, videogame OSTs, metalcore(?), some pop punk
80. Imagine if you had an older brother. If you already have one, what is it like? If you don't, how would this change your life?
Idk, maybe I’d have had some kind of idea what the fuck goes on growing up/leaving school/etc
82. Do you believe in horoscopes?
Not especially, but I do sometimes check them at the end of the day to see if they were right ^^
84. List the 3 most important people in your life right now.
Idk man, me, Jade at work and the bartender at the pub?
86. What do you look for in a relationship?
Just being happy around the other person and hugs is more than enough for now
88. What is your opinion on social media?
Fun, usually, but can quickly turn to shit and spread misinformation etc without any ability to recall it once it’s out and stamped as ‘truth’
90. List some things that you think are overpriced?
Train tickets, hotels
91. What is your worst memory or creepiest experience?
One time when I woke up I had the sleep paralysis thing, and I could feel something like a cat walking around on top of me, like on my legs and then it went and sat on my chest for what felt like an hour. I still had my headphones in from where I sleep with music so I couldn’t hear anything, and I managed to regain movement after it walked back down to my legs and I’m guessing jumped off of my bed. I had my eyes shut the entire time and didn’t open them for a little while after because it was quite scary at the time (this happened way before we got any pets, otherwise I’d have gone for the snuggle with said pet rather than laying there, terrified of whatever was walking up and down me)
92. What superpower would ruin the world?
Almost any superpower, if it was used correctly/everyone possessed it
94. What lessons have you learned from movies and which movies were they?
If someone is rude to you, eat them – Hannibal (kidding, there’s plenty of lessons from many a film, too many too list with this few questions done and thus many still to complete)
96. How do you approach people?
I don’t usually. I usually wait for them to approach me
98. What are some things you did as a child that you no longer do?
Wear a diaper, take forever to eat, go to school
100. What do you think society will be like in 30 years?
Hopefully a damn fucking site better than it is now
102. What ended your last relationship?
Me ultimately, due to a variance of factors
104. What is the most terrifying dream you've ever had?
That one of my favorite people on the planet’s face was on the news as ‘missing’ and I couldn’t get a hold of them in any way, like I woke up still colossally fucked up from it
106. What was the last friendship you broke?
Not an important/good one, I would never break one of those
108. Who was the last person you gave a hug to?
Probably somebody up the pub. There’s not too many huggy people in a close enough vicinity for my huggy needs >_<
110. What part of your personality do you want to change?
OVERTHINKING
112. What is your biggest motivation?
Being able to go to bed after
114. What are some things that you are good at?
Making puns, cuddling, sleeping
116. What distracts you the most, especially when you're trying to work?
Eating, like if you catch me randomly snacking at weird times then I’m probably prolonging something xD
117. How important is privacy to you?
Pretty important tbh, if you need to know, then I’ll tell you about it, otherwise if I don’t feel it’s especially important pls don’t get mad if I don’t tell you, sometimes I mislabel things in my head or forget
118. If you could create one social norm, what would it be?
That people were always polite and not ASSHOLES TO STRANGERS FOR NO FUCKING REASON
120. What story do you like to tell about yourself at parties?
I don’t know honestly, depends
122. What is the stupidest thing you've done to impress someone?
Tbh it’s probably bought a lot of drugs at once, like going £250/300. That was only once though and I don’t do any of that/see any of them anymore. The most I’d ever spend at once ever again is 70, and even then that’d end up lasting a long ass while
124. What's the last thing you did that is worth remembering?
I don’t do anything worth remembering tbh. If I’ve done something memorable pls tell me, good or bad I wanna know how I sit in your mind/opinions
126. What is your opinion on playing "hard to get?"
If you’re interested just express some kind of interest tbh
128. What do you consider "leading" someone on?
Idk man
130. What do you admire most about your friends?
That they haven’t left me, and are willing to continue tolerating me. Makes me well up thinking about it sometimes, that there are people out there who actually like me (I hope)
132. What is your opinion on "going with the flow?"
It’s how I roll usually
134. When is it time to end a friendship?
When it’s no longer a friendship, and causes more problems than it helps solve
136. If GPA didn't matter, what courses would you have taken?
Idk
138. When was the last time you had a deep conversation with someone?
Idk
140. Biggest turn ons and turn on offs.
Enthusiasm? Lack thereof?
142. Do you have any self-restraint?
I have a lot, although I prone to some stupid bursts of impulsiveness sometimes.
143. When did you last do something outside of your comfort zone?
Probably the last time I went to Bedford on my own. I don’t like going to busy places on my own very much
144. Prized possession(s)?
My 3DS/phone/iPod/leather jacket
146. Text or call?
Text, I’d love to be able to have long conversations with people, but get me on the phone and I instantly become awkward/unable to talk properly it sucks
148. What advice would you give to yourself 5 years ago?
Go for it, don’t wuss out or you’ll regret it forever
150. Favorite mode of transportation.
I kinda like trains now, when I don’t have to sit next to a stranger. Otherwise a car or my motorcycle.
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