Say Goodnight

[dogpuppy]

[ampervadasz]

[a-for-effort-f-for-execution]

[vantsoir]

blood is romantic you guys are just cowards

[mollybeenoel]

“What’s the most impressive and stressful thing you’ve seen?”

Me:

Source

[theriu]

That looks SO dangerous but I am SO impressed and UTTERLY charmed and FULL of childlike wonder

[cass404]

I can't believe I'm saying this but Too Much Fire.

[gothiccharmschool]

THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF FIRE.

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[corporationkills]

i’m building a database.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[csinczi]

:(

[hikari-kaitou]

That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

[chocolateismynemesis]

@todaysbird

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[chennnington]

I think I should start bragging about my adopted son’s achievements when people around me start bragging about their kids. Ooooh your child can count to 10 in mandarin? Well, my child found 110 landmines! And he’s only 6 years old!

[tidesandtwilight]

do you wanna come over and be weird with me

[emtropi]

the alien when it bursts out of someone‘s chest:

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[polarhorror]

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[ozth]

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

[guooey]

[catboybiologist]

Mutuals I’m doing this to you

[catboybiologist]

Mutuals I’m doing this to you again