Imagine Ardyn tried to flirt with Gladio
Ardyn: Hey Gladiolus, is your ass from outer space?
Gladio: Wha--
Ardyn: Because it's out of this world ;)
Gladio: *grins* Hey are those blitzball pants?
Ardyn: Huh? What do you--
Gladio: 'Cause you're out of my league
Noctis & Prompto: BUUUUUUUUUUUURN











