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i just remembered my years and years long dream of making bert and ernie photo puppets (the armatured posable display puppets used for photo shoots) ideally that are good enough that when i photograph them in gay scenarios i will briefly be able to trick people into thinking they are real marketing material they’ve never seen before. maybe this winter break.

#i’m still not sure what i’d do for their eyes that was my biggest hangup second to no clear instructions out there on how photo puppets #are made

hi, I’m extremely literal and if you ask me if i want to take a nap or go to bed, even if we are in the middle of kissing, i will assume you literally want to go to sleep and i will settle right in. the reason for this is threefold. i am probably autistic. i am always prepared to sleep. i will never assume you want sex when you ask for us to do something nonsexual bc i shan’t breach consent, so i’m settling in like a cartoon man in a nightcap and robe.

#to the multiple tumblerinas who have experienced this from me first hand I apologize I never realize I’m wrong until I settle in and moves #are made #text post #sex cw

The Elmer’s Bones Theory

Ok I have a theory about human biology

So, we all know we have bones inside of us. What do bones make? Glue, bones make glue. Therefore our bones are glue just as glue is bones. So, we have glue bones. They’re sticky and hold us together. That’s why we don’t collapse. Here’s the kicker, what else is made into glue? Horses. Horses are also made into glue. So using the mathematical theory of equality, our bones are glue and horses are glue, glue is bones and glue is horses, SO bones are also horses. Basically we’re made out of tiny horses inside of us. We all know that dogs lick us just to get the bones from inside of us, but since we have horses in us, dogs want horses. Dogs crave horses. If we feed dogs horses, they will become a form or absolute power. Here’s a PSA to never feed your dog horses.

#bones #elmersglue #glue #dogs #horses #theory #human biology #human body #this is how it works #my bones #are made #of glue #skeleton #i know this is right #theory of life

kotet rant time

Okay and while I’m finishing up chapter 8 and starting chapter 9, it really pisses me off that Theron is like ‘I can’t believe Torian/Vette is gone.’

Dude. My man. I went and counted because I was curious. There are six dead bodies out on the main outside area. When you’re fighting through the base, I saw a minimum of twelve dead bodies.

How many people just sacrificed themselves for the sake of the Alliance and you can’t believe that Torian/Vette is gone?

I’m going to have to write a fic off the fallout of that battle. I want the Outlander dragging dead bodies to piles. I want a mass cremation. I want them taking the time to put the base back together. I want people not feeling safe on Odessen because of how easily they were overrun by the Eternal Fleet.

I want a memorial service for everyone who died, not just fucking Torian or Vette.

I want fucking consequences and emotional fallout.

But that’s what fanfic is for, I guess.