Viva La Pluto

Pluto should be a goddamn planet

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Doggg pt II

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Doggg

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Y’all ever get that feeling where you’re nauseous from not eating. But eating makes you nauseous.

Yea. Thas basically my life rn.

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The Elmer’s Bones Theory

Ok I have a theory about human biology

So, we all know we have bones inside of us. What do bones make? Glue, bones make glue. Therefore our bones are glue just as glue is bones. So, we have glue bones. They’re sticky and hold us together. That’s why we don’t collapse. Here’s the kicker, what else is made into glue? Horses. Horses are also made into glue. So using the mathematical theory of equality, our bones are glue and horses are glue, glue is bones and glue is horses, SO bones are also horses. Basically we’re made out of tiny horses inside of us. We all know that dogs lick us just to get the bones from inside of us, but since we have horses in us, dogs want horses. Dogs crave horses. If we feed dogs horses, they will become a form or absolute power. Here’s a PSA to never feed your dog horses.