#argyle headcanon

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Argyle gives me Disney princess vibes. I know the entire party is convinced he can actually communicate with animals (and maybe on some level he can), but they just love Argyle's energy. Every time they run into Argyle, he's got a random animal following him. A lot of times, it's birds. He's got a couple on his fingers. They're whistling at him, and he's just whistling back.

[vampiiu]

Argyle Headcanons

Avid fan of Bob Marley. Definitely listens to Three Little Birds as a comfort song.

Jonathan braids his hair when they’re both alone and high asf.

He’s a HARD sleeper. It’s almost impossible to wake him up.

He buys those tiny pride flags on discount and gives them to all of his queer friends (there’s also like 3 of them in his van)

“You’re nonbinary? Pretty rad, my dude- my- my guy- er- mi amigo-?”

Scared of dogs. He probably got jumped by one by a kid.

Dances around his house while brushing his hair. No way this dude just sits still.

He adores having his hair played with.

The only food he loves more than pizza is CHINESE FOOD. There’s no specific dish, he just loves Chinese food and orders a different meal every time.

He plays Guitar Hero in most of his freetime. Although he’s pretty competitive, nobody’s ever seen him rage.

He talks to his growing sativa and babies them. (he’s such a sweetheart omg)

He listens to Nirvana <3

Mild NSFW below cut

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He’s very.. active… in the back of his pizza van.

[hawkinsharlot]

argyle would absolutely be into astrology, he said himself that he’s super spiritual 😭

i don't remember that omg i'm so dumb T_T

i know for a damn fact this man has everyone's signs memorized and he's the type of dude to be like "i don't know man, saturn's position isn't looking too good for you water signs right now" when comforting someone. he means well i promise <3

i feel like argyle is also the type of person to give himself a stick and poke of his sign somewhere on his body. jonathan definitely helped out with that!

he's one to wear cool little accessories too, i think! like little crystals or something like that. i could see him forgetting about rocks in his pocket too

[peterparkersnose]

no bc eddie and argyle would have been best friends 💔

[hawkinsharlot]

I need Argyle to be into astrology because that would mean when I read him his birth chart he could be like “they said I do that bc I’m a water something idk but they’re right”

THIS EXACTLY!!!

"you're an AUGUST LEO? oh god..."

"argyle what the fuck does that even mean"

or imagine argyle finding out his partner's sign then is like 'that makes so much sense!'

[sofiiel]

Screw it, new headcannon - Argyle joined Corroded Coffin, and they ran away to the city to live with Kali and the crew. Now it's just a giant silly little caravan.

Axel and Gareth are playing the air drums during the van ride.

Eddie stole Mick's flannel shirt. (chrissy is trying to help her get it back)

Kali is showing Argyle her illusion abilities, and now he can't tell if he's high or not.

Jeff and Funshine are devouring pineapple pizza. (Barbs trying to tell them to slow down or they'll get sick.)

Grant/Freak1/Dougie is having a jam session with Dottie, as she plays the tambourine.

And you know what? Keith's there too, why the hell not? He doesn't know how he got there, but he's having a blast. Eden has run away as well, she fits right in.

Argyle, Eden, Eddie and Barb just bought postcards to send to Nancy, Jonathan, Susie and Dustin.

They're living their best caravan lives. Entering a 1990s van life era hippie style by day, and acting as vigilantes against super secret organizations by night.

Wayne and Funshine are the designated dads, like Alfred and Gordon (batman analogy)