#stranger things argyle

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

[itswhatyougive]

Ngl I think some of you denied before you tried

[nothazellevesque]

woke up in a cold sweat wondering if anyone told argyle what happened or if he’s just somewhere in 2026 still worried that the government is trying to kill his one friend from high school’s entire family and also there’s a dimension of monsters chilling under a random ass town in indiana terrorizing everyone to this day

[mellarkslovergirl]

Lowkey wish Argyle and Enzo’s actors were returning for season 5 because I loved their characters so much

[pryncessasparkle]

I hated and still despise the treatment they gave my boy Argyle both in the show and irl.

Eduardo Franco was not called back despite his excellent performance, this makes me mad, and Argyle? The Duffers don't gaf about him, his arch was completely butchered, he was thrown aside, discarded like an old toy.

Argyle was the definition of ICONIC:

Jonathan's first real friend, who listened to him

cared for Jonathan's outcast siblings

comforted El after she rightfully shmacked Angela despite being high af

worked but still gave the Byers rides to school and everywhere everyday

tried to make conversation with Murray

never threw El under the bus, said Angela would be fine. It was Mike who ruined the dinner with his comment

literally disappeared for days after a delivery TO CROSS THE ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY JUST BECAUSE HE WAS SO NICE

If it wasn't for him wanting to pay his respects to the dead agent, Mike would have never figured the number was inside the pen

Americantendo

saw Eden was overstimulated and knew she needed to relax. Cut to them with a bong in the van

SAW THE FATTIES. HE WAS SO OBSERVANT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING NEVADA DESERT AND RECOGNISED THE WHEELS.

THEY WERE ABLE TO FIND A LEAD TO THE HIDDEN LAB BECAUSE OF ARGYLE

Despite being tired after sitting and driving and seeing so many corpses and blood and violence over the last few days he still rolled with the gang and never backed out

he literally saw El kill

he was so nice to El, never questioned her

HE SUGGESTED THE FREEZER. HE KNEW WHAT TO DO. HE WAS THE FUCKING KEY TO THE SOLUTION

he asked the fellow Surfer Boy to use the kitchen

HE PREPARED THE PIZZA FREEZER SENSORY TANK

HE MADE EL PIZZA. HER FIRST MEAL SINCE DAYS IN THE DESERT!!!!

he saw her do her thing and piggyback

HE WENT TO FUCKING HAWKINS IN INDIANA

SO IT JUST SUCKS FOR ME TO SEE THE WRITERS DISCARDING HIM THE MOMENT THEY GET TO HAWKINGS

my boy was just shown standing there, being weird in the forest and the second Hopper and Joyce arrive HE'S CUT COMPLETELY OUT OF THE PICTURE.

we don't see the pizza van anymore, we don't see Argyle anymore. he doesn't even get to say goodbye to the Byers, El and Mike, not even to stand there doing nothing

I just know and swear on my life that Mama Joyce would have exclaimed "Argyle!" upon seeing him, and after a surprised but not ill intentioned "What are you doing here- How...?" she would have HUGGED TF OUTTA HIM cuz that's a boy who's friends with her kids and was always at her house and was so nice to drive her kids around and bring fresh pizza

I hate the duffers.

They didn't even give my Latino King a Surname.

and i also fucking hate how other characters, like Mike at most times disregarded him. There, I said it.

Argyle fucking deserved waaaay better.

Also, he wouldn't just take his van and drive back to California out of the blue without saying goodbye after sitting in said van for like a week without showering, eating, sleeping, talking about what happened while they were on the run, sharing a joint with Jon at least one more time and leaving him some purple palm tree delight and saying proper goodbyes. No fucking way. He wouldn't disappear without teasing Jon about Nancy

[0ddbugs]

stranger things re-watch makes me want more of these 2

[wizard-racoon3310]

“Byler becoming canon in 3-4 episodes would be way to rushed”

These mfs 5minutes after meeting each other: