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Dating Argyle HC

~This boy knows you better than you know yourself, and better than he knows himself at the same time

~Snuggly like a teddy bear

~Absolutely the sweetest little stoner, who is simultaneously the best boyfriend ever, and your closest friend

~Calls you “bro” almost exclusively

~Though, you’ll also been “man” “my guy” and “dude”

~In fact, I firmly believe Argyle only uses your name when he’s upset with you, or introducing you to other people, and that’s all

~Not that he ever really gets UPSET upset

~My favorite Argyle trait is his general chill demeanor, and the fact that I don’t think he’d ever really be able to yell at you, or get super angry

~Like, he’d get frustrated and huff and puff, but he’d never get angry, y’know?

~Smoking with him, or at least, always smelling like you do…even if you don’t

~Knows all your favorite songs, and would probably absently hum them without even meaning to, all day every day

~Isn’t necessarily touchy feely in the traditional way

~Argyle is constantly near you or touching you, but it isn’t on purpose, or a conscious choice. He sort of just shares your personal space without even meaning to

~That means, bumping into you when you’re walking side by side, breathing down your neck and stepping on your shoes

~Talking for one another, or accidentally finishing each other's sentences

~He loves so authentically, and so fully

~Would constantly ask if you’re okay, or if you need anything, especially when he’s high and even more hyperfocused on you

~Argyle is a never ending snack machine

~He’s the mom friend, for sure, with sneaky compartments and stashes of chips and candy hidden in the van

~Is a Golden Retriever bf 100%

~Loves to surprise you in all ways

~It doesn’t matter if that means picking up that book you’ve been talking about all week or showing up where you work with a coffee, he’ll do it

~He’s always prepared to drop what he’s doing to come see you, just because it’s been an hour or two and he misses you

~Remembers everything. Whether it be that dentist appointment you keep forgetting to write down or the anniversary of your first real date, he can keep track of it, even if you can’t.

~He also has a wealth of knowledge surrounding things you’ve told him, or things you like, even if he may not have learned it on his own.

~Calls you from work sometimes just to check in…and has definitely gotten in trouble for it once or twice

~Loves to hug you from behind so that he can rest his head on your shoulder, no matter how far down he has to lean

~I believe with every ounce of my soul that Argyle is a permanent plus one, and everywhere you go, he goes and vice versa. That’s just the way it is.

~They might as well hire you at Surfer Boy considering how much time you spend there during the day or riding along in the van

~Would, has and would again date a fat girl. You will NOT convince me otherwise

[decodedlvr]

Lets be honest, Argyles favorite sex position goes between missionary or his partner on top but, chest to chest sweaty stoned passionate sex kinda missionary ; maybe even a little giggly. I can just see him all like :

‘yeah baby, ya like that? god you’re beautiful’ with him caressing your face with his long hair all flipped to one side like a curtain, just fuckin grinding into that soft inside you. Or :

He loves all body types, I see him just loving a little more extra meat to grab yk? Especially when it comes to gravity and being on top of him, he loves to grab the fat of your love handles watching you take what you want from him. Sometimes you pull his hair to bring him closer towards you, to your chest so he can suck your nipples and you just start to bounce on his fat cock faster, then his hands slowly creep down to the bottoms of your ass cheeks to grip them wider so he can fuck up harder inside of you.. ‘shh-iittt, fuckin pussys so good pretty girl. Hold on babe I gotchu, I gotchu come on baby..’ 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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[sunflowerharrington]

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notes: just some little thoughts (some are nsfw, minors dni) i have in my precious little angelic mind sometimes. for @myobmaya argyle’s girliepops, ily babes 🖤 fuck the duffers for not giving this fine ass mf a surname

this is my first time writing for argyle, PLEASE be nice!

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this is argyle we’re talking about here:

argyle who ends up with his cock buried so deep inside you, telling you he loves you each time his heart beats, each time he hears you moan his name.

argyle who gets so fucking hard when he sees you wearing his shirts or smoking a blunt, or both at the same time.

argyle who plays it cool with you all day, but internally he just wants to rip your clothes off and fuck you in the back of his van.

argyle who names a pizza after you, who picks mushrooms up out of the ground to give to you like a bouquet of flowers.

argyle who turns to putty every single time you look at him. argyle who loves to be dominated by you but also likes to take charge of his own sometimes.

argyle who steals jonathan’s camera to take pictures of you in your fucked out state to print and put in his wallet or on the dashboard of his van.

argyle who is the pussy eating king (if you disagree you’re wrong).

argyle who peppers your face with sloppy kisses that you adore as he fingers you, whispering sweet nothings into your ear.

argyle who feels blessed the first time he lay his eyes on you, making up a metaphor for your name or how you look; like the sunshine on a rainy day.

he doesn’t know what he did to deserve you.

argyle who is your best boy, your favorite person on the planet. the guy who gives the best cuddles and is so easy to talk to.

argyle who loves chatting with you about anything and everything after sex.

argyle who absolutely loves having his arms around your waist. who loves cuddling and kissing you in public to show everyone that you’re his.

argyle who WILL propose to you with a chicken nugget 🥺

argyle who wants to name your children mary jane and sativa 😭🖤

argyle who is your everything.

[bunnyhoney111]

argyle loves the combo of titties and tummy, aint no way someones gonna convince me he doesn’t prefer bigger girls, but they dont have to be big boobies.

he has no preference in reference to size of boobies, more so the little things like he loves the freckles and stretchmarks and scars littering your chest. he loves watching you nipples harden under the touch of his cold fingertips.

he loves giving soft warm wet kisses to your tummy aswell, sucking soft, nearly invisible, dark marks into your hips and above your belly button and a few scattered on your diaphragm.

he loves every single bit of you inside and out, these are just pluses in his eyes.